# do not look

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 30, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000 "2003-07-30T22:26:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/1 "2003-07-30T22:26:03Z")

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test

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/2 "2003-07-30T22:27:10Z")

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okay, you can look now  
🙂

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/3 "2003-08-01T11:59:31Z")

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test

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/4 "2003-08-01T14:55:54Z")

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😃

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/5 "2003-08-01T14:57:23Z")

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Cool!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/6 "2003-08-01T17:26:23Z")

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“I looked at the trap, Ray”

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**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/7 "2003-08-01T20:35:54Z")

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I looked, and there was this big picture of David Lee Roth… my eyes!

Well actually ol’ Dave is still looking pretty good.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/8 "2003-08-02T00:58:10Z")

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I looked, and basically got an eyeful of what they saw in the movie **Beetlejuice** when they opened the door at the wrong moment and saw immense sand worms leaping and gnashing teeth.

Uh, I promise I won’t look again, okay?

😛

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/9 "2003-08-02T01:18:11Z")

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Checking sig…

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/10 "2003-08-02T01:19:34Z")

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again

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**Author:** ![boobah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@boobah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boobah)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/11 "2003-08-02T07:47:54Z")

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spoiler test

I wish I’d learned this before I posted in Cafe.

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I wish I’d learned this before I posted.

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[url=http://us.imdb.com/Title?0073615]The reincarnation of Peter Proud

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**Author:** ![boobah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@boobah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boobah)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/12 "2003-08-02T07:53:32Z")

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Rats. Only 1 worked.

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[Reincarnation of Peter Proud](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0073615)

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/13 "2003-08-02T08:00:02Z")

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I didn’t look, I just posted.

And I tested my knowledge of smiles.

🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 :dubious: :smack: :wally

How do you get the Happy Orthodox Jewish Man smiley to work?

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**Author:** ![boobah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@boobah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boobah)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/14 "2003-08-02T08:10:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> How do you get the Happy Orthodox Jewish Man smiley to work?

According to the smilies chart it’s ;j .

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**Author:** ![boobah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@boobah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boobah)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/15 "2003-08-02T08:13:28Z")

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😃 😕 🆒 :dubious: :eek: :o ☹ ;j :mad: :rolleyes: :smack: 🙂 😛 :wally 😉

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/16 "2003-08-02T09:39:18Z")

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;j

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/17 "2003-08-02T11:47:13Z")

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:wally ;j

Hmm… the ‘putz’ one sure takes up a lotta space

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-look/192000/18 "2003-08-02T15:38:24Z")

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I TOLD you not to look!  
nosey!  
🙂
