# Do not read! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2015, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536 "2015-08-11T09:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/21 "2015-08-12T00:38:14Z")
_tap!_ _tap!_ _tap!_ _tap!_ _tap!_ _tap!_ _tap!_ _tap!_ Come on, smart bomb, damn you!!! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/22 "2015-08-12T11:15:02Z")
I’m taking out the links of your OP. It really seems like you came back just to spam them and drive up traffic to your sites and spammers are usually banned…but since you’ve had many other posts on here, I’m only going to give you a note to not spam your links again. Putting down links to personal websites is fine, under some circumstances, if it’s not the only thing you’re here to do, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/23 "2015-08-12T15:26:00Z")
> [@mortal\_wombat](#): > > red threads are my kinda party > can’t be tardy for this shit that some idiots gone 'head and fuckin started! > I should really try to tone it down coz now i’m bouncing round and round > sit here at the ebonies and ivories coz it makes me feel at ease > weed’ll be the death of me, but least i still got my rhymes > could be out with dope fiends but i gotta find time to right lines Rapping. It’s harder than it looks. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/24 "2015-08-12T21:13:46Z")
> [@mortal\_wombat](#): > > red threads are my kinda party > can’t be tardy for this shit that some idiots gone 'head and fuckin started! > I should really try to tone it down coz now i’m bouncing round and round > sit here at the ebonies and ivories coz it makes me feel at ease > weed’ll be the death of me, but least i still got my rhymes > could be out with dope fiends but i gotta find time to right lines But… Where is… The… CCAAAAAKAKEEEE!?!? I like cake. ---
**Author:** ![mortal\_wombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@mortal\_wombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mortal_wombat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/25 "2015-08-20T14:25:04Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > But… > > Where is… > > The… > CCAAAAAKAKEEEE!?!? > > I like cake. the cake is a lie…🆒 ---
**Author:** ![mortal\_wombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@mortal\_wombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mortal_wombat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/26 "2015-08-20T14:31:55Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > I’m taking out the links of your OP. It really seems like you came back just to spam them and drive up traffic to your sites and spammers are usually banned…but since you’ve had many other posts on here, I’m only going to give you a note to not spam your links again. > > Putting down links to personal websites is fine, under some circumstances, if it’s not the only thing you’re here to do, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here. well you’re a regular buzz-killington, ain’t you? how idle are your thoughts? could you shine a light through some rose-quartz? this ain’t spam it’s advertising marketing to get you n00bs into realizing it’s my time, this time is now and SM gon’ show you how ---
**Author:** ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536/27 "2015-08-20T16:05:35Z")
So the damn judge, after showing up two hours late, decides he’s going to take my motion to reconsider under advisement. I’ll have an answer tomorrow. Another night of torture and worry about my client. Plus my husband is not so secretly in love with a colleague. Ugh… Oh wait, is this not mini-rants? Preach on **mortal wombat**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-read/727536.md?page=1)