# Do. Not. Seek. The. Treasure. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600 "2011-11-11T15:23:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/1 "2011-11-11T15:23:27Z")
It’s bushwhacked! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/2 "2011-11-11T15:44:33Z")
We. Thought. You. Wuz. A. Toad. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/3 "2011-11-11T15:46:32Z")
He’s a Suitor! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/4 "2011-11-11T16:07:49Z")
> [@USCDiver](#): > > He’s a Suitor! He’s bona fide! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/5 "2011-11-11T16:09:59Z")
Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/6 "2011-11-11T16:21:47Z")
That don’t make no sense! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/7 "2011-11-11T16:25:04Z")
> [@caveman](#): > > We. Thought. You. Wuz. A. Toad. O\_o Do. Not. Seek. The. Treasure. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/8 "2011-11-11T16:28:59Z")
Is this the road to Itta Bena? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/9 "2011-11-11T17:03:23Z")
Those boys desecrated a burning cross! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/10 "2011-11-11T17:17:05Z")
Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/11 "2011-11-11T17:18:00Z")
Don’t you tell me how to court the electorate! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/12 "2011-11-11T17:24:59Z")
Is you is, or is you ain’t, my constichency? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/13 "2011-11-11T17:25:23Z")
Muh hair! ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/14 "2011-11-11T17:31:27Z")
“We’re in a tight spot!” BTW, I love the way Turturo pronounces “do not seek the _tray zhur_” . ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/15 "2011-11-11T17:38:27Z")
“They loved him up and turned him into a horney toad!” ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/16 "2011-11-11T17:41:26Z")
“No thankyou Delmar. A third of a gopher’d only arouse my appetite, without beddin’ her back down.” ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/17 "2011-11-11T17:41:54Z")
I don’t want Fop, goddammit! I’m a Dapper Dan man! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/18 "2011-11-11T17:44:38Z")
Pete, it’s a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/19 "2011-11-11T17:56:15Z")
Ya’ll are so bonafide. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/20 "2011-11-11T17:57:19Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Ya’ll are so bonafide. We’s integrated. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600.md?page=2)