# Do. Not. Seek. The. Treasure. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600 "2011-11-11T15:23:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/61 "2011-11-11T21:51:27Z")
I don’t get it, Big Dan. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/62 "2011-11-11T21:57:34Z")
We’re gonna see a brave new world where they run everybody a wire and hook us all up to a grid. Yes, sir, a veritable Age of Reason. Like the one they had in France. Not a moment too soon. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/63 "2011-11-11T21:59:55Z")
> [@ArrMatey](#): > > (Said every time my friends and I drive out of Walworth, WI.) > “And stay out of the Woolworths!” > > (Damn I love that movie. I know what I’m doing tonight!) Is that just this Woolworth’s, or all of 'em? ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/64 "2011-11-11T22:05:44Z")
Who else was introduced to some of their now-favorite musicians through this movie? Me, I had never heard of Allison Krauss or Chris Thomas King until I picked up the soundtrack album. ---
**Author:** ![kirk1168](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@kirk1168](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kirk1168)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/65 "2011-11-11T22:12:49Z")
Sorry, Pete, I know we’re kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/66 "2011-11-11T22:52:40Z")
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi’s a little more hard-nosed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/67 "2011-11-11T23:10:22Z")
I guess I’m the only one that remains unaffiliated. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/68 "2011-11-11T23:40:17Z")
Rascalism! ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Woodhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Miss\_Woodhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Woodhouse)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/69 "2011-11-11T23:56:37Z")
That’s not my ring. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/70 "2011-11-12T00:07:45Z")
> [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > Who else was introduced to some of their now-favorite musicians through this movie? Me, I had never heard of Allison Krauss or Chris Thomas King until I picked up the soundtrack album. Harry “Haywire Mac” McClintock. I put “Big Rock Candy Mountain” (and The Soggy Bottom Boys singing “In the Jailhouse Now”) in the playlist mod for Fallout 3. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/71 "2011-11-12T00:10:12Z")
You folks going past Tishomingo? ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/72 "2011-11-12T00:22:51Z")
I suppose it’d be the acme of foolishness to ask if you had a hair net. We got a bunch in yon bureau. ---
**Author:** ![Bytegeist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Bytegeist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bytegeist)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/73 "2011-11-12T00:23:54Z")
I’ll only be 82! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/74 "2011-11-12T00:45:46Z")
"I detect, like me, you’re endowed with the gift of gab. " ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/75 "2011-11-12T04:29:01Z")
You two are just dumber than a bag a hammers. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/76 "2011-11-12T04:35:31Z")
These boys is not white! Hell, they ain’t even old timey! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/77 "2011-11-12T05:06:02Z")
Ohhhh mercy yes we got to beat that competition. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/78 "2011-11-12T05:20:38Z")
Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/79 "2011-11-12T05:30:13Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork. Oh, no. No, sir. He’s white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That’s right. ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600/80 "2011-11-12T05:35:29Z")
Well, ain’t it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I’m the only one that remains unaffiliated. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-seek-the-treasure/602600.md?page=5)