# Do not, under any circumstance, read this post!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 25, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547 "2000-05-25T21:48:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547/1 "2000-05-25T21:48:27Z")

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:eek:Mmm-Hmmm, caught ya! Shame on you.

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**Author:** ![Devil\_In\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Devil\_In\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Devil_In_Disguise)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547/2 "2000-05-25T22:06:04Z")

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I certify that I didn’t read a word of it. What did you say?

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547/3 "2000-05-25T22:24:39Z")

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I have gone temporarily blind. Please let me know as to the contents of this post asap so I can construe a proper reply.

Thank you for your help and patience

~Topaz~

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547/4 "2000-05-25T22:25:36Z")

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Can somebody point me to the restrooms?

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-under-any-circumstance-read-this-post/20547/5 "2000-05-26T00:59:04Z")

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okay, I promise not to read that post but only if you promise not to read this reply.

Oh, wait. . .