# Do only Charter Members get Halloween names?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [October 23, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064 "2013-10-23T22:30:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/121 "2013-10-29T08:22:49Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Haven’t a clue. I seem to have the same name all year round.

DOOMstick might be better. You are not a vegetarian by chance? I’m feeling peckish

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/122 "2013-10-29T08:24:48Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> I’d like to welcome our newest posters:
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> \*\*I ate Spock’s Brain  
> Brains are the new Snack  
> Undead Annie  
> Bob’s Zombie  
> Jonathan Chains  
> Lendervedder’s Bloated Corpse  
> The Severed Head of Prof. P  
> Charredcasm  
> DarkDungeonDenizen \*\*
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> They seem like nice enough folks, though with some unconventional dining manners.
> 
> Seen any other new faces that should be welcomed?

mmmraaaawwwwwwwwwwwww groaaaaaaann brains vegetarian braaaaaaaiins

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/123 "2013-10-29T12:40:56Z")

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Good thing for me is that I’m already [dead,](http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/music-and-dance/music-iron-maiden-eddie-the-head-desktop-hd-wallpaper-791248/) and usually [armed](http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/high-definition-wallpaper/iron-maiden-eddie-the-head-desktop-hd-wallpaper-936327/) as well.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/124 "2013-10-29T14:40:02Z")

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I hate to break the bad news to y’all but…

We’re all infected with the SDMB roto-virus!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/125 "2013-10-29T14:51:24Z")

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You know, as I was doing my Discrete Math homework last night (read: struggling through) I suddenly started thinking, wow, why don’t I just eat someone else’s brain and that would make me smarter wouldn’t it? Then I could solve this lickety-split!

How come I never had this great idea before?

: chomp :

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/126 "2013-10-29T15:16:35Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> I hate to break the bad news to y’all but…
> 
> We’re all infected with the SDMB roto-virus!

You infectious truthers are just propagating the CT. There IS no virus, no so called Halloween user names. It’s all a myth perpetuated by The Man to distract us from what’s important.

Now, if you aren’t using that leg I’m still feeling a bit hungry…

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/127 "2013-10-29T15:23:52Z")

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I’m not a new user. Just a Jayne Mansfield fan.

Not many people know she had a considerable set of brains before they were served up on the dashboard.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/128 "2013-10-29T16:10:01Z")

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Nice to have a name they don’t need to change for Halloween.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/129 "2013-10-29T16:51:20Z")

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Tel me about it; they just take me for granite.

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/130 "2013-10-29T16:56:39Z")

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But, but the only thing we _have_ to fear is, well…  
_starts trembling_

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/131 "2013-10-29T17:27:11Z")

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Ummmm! Brains on the Dashboard! Now that’s what I call street food.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/132 "2013-10-29T18:53:35Z")

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I keep expecting to log in one day as ‘Screamer’.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/133 "2013-10-29T18:55:05Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Tel me about it; they just take me for granite.

Better than for schist. 😛

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/134 "2013-10-29T19:00:35Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Nice to have a name they don’t need to change for Halloween.

DrUnDeth

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/135 "2013-10-29T19:30:15Z")

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I’m proud to have finally emerged.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/136 "2013-10-29T19:54:48Z")

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> [@Risen from the Gravy](#):
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> I’m proud to have finally emerged.

Welcome!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/137 "2013-10-29T19:58:20Z")

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Give him a hand! (No, literally, this one here, with the gravy.)

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/138 "2013-10-29T20:02:46Z")

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Brainz…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/139 "2013-10-29T20:03:11Z")

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Oooo! I love gravy!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/140 "2013-10-29T20:44:15Z")

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> [@Risen from the Gravy](#):
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> I’m proud to have finally emerged.

Mmm! You look tasty… I mean nice.

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