# Do only Charter Members get Halloween names? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 23, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064 "2013-10-23T22:30:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/141 "2013-10-30T01:22:25Z")
> [@Risen from the Gravy](#): > > I’m proud to have finally emerged. Come to the Dark Side. We have Brains. > [@Idle Malice](#): > > Brainz… You too. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/142 "2013-10-30T01:33:46Z")
Good thing I’m totally immune to such things. Can’t monsterfy a monster. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/143 "2013-10-30T02:42:49Z")
Never say never! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/144 "2013-10-30T23:21:11Z")
Hell, for tomorrow I’d be amused to be CarGooniverse. No clue how to affect that change… Toons…er…Goons… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/145 "2013-10-31T00:57:03Z")
Never, never, nevermore. \>squawk\< ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/146 "2013-10-31T01:06:26Z")
> [@C K Zombie Raven](#): > > Never, never, nevermore. \>squawk\< Poe Slaw-finely shredded raven. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/147 "2013-10-31T11:53:25Z")
I’m looking for braaaaaaains, but all I’ve been able to catch is spammers … ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/148 "2013-10-31T12:59:50Z")
> [@Twicking Dead](#): > > I’m looking for braaaaaaains, but all I’ve been able to catch is spammers … That’s because you’re looking in their skulls. Try their asses. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/149 "2013-10-31T13:59:48Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > That’s because you’re looking in their skulls. Try their asses. :smack: **picks up ear that was jarred loose** ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/150 "2013-10-31T15:52:38Z")
Being a dog has it’s advantages. No cross contamination. Oh hey, Will Smith (Dr. Neville) has offered to talk me for a walk with his dog Sam. Catch you guys later. ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064/151 "2013-10-31T16:00:05Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Being a dog has it’s advantages. No cross contamination. > Oh hey, Will Smith (Dr. Neville) has offered to talk me for a walk with his dog Sam. > Catch you guys later. See you outside, **BubbaDog**!! Hey guys, no more shambling for us! It’s a whole new take on zombification! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-only-charter-members-get-halloween-names/672064.md?page=7)