On/Off Ramps = I’ve never seen one in Michigan.
Military checkpoints on public roads = Not yet, but it’s the Detroit area, so perhaps soon.
Paul Bunyan & Babe the Ox = Frickin’ everywhere, especially up north.
Red headed creepy voyeuristic midget in the ceilings of Best Westerns = I’m the guy who puts them there. Sometimes I use giant midgets (which look like normal men) to mix things up.