# Do our female dopers like toys?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 8, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435 "2001-09-08T20:43:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435/81 "2001-09-26T14:02:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dentarthurdent \*  
> \*\*Wow! lemme just say, this has got to be my favorite thread of all time…🙂 \*\*

Try the [Lesbian Orgy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58398) thread, where **Anthracite** won her title as the Grand Dame of SD Lesbian Erotica.

Being of the male persuasion, I can attest that reading that thread at work made it **very** dangerous to get up from my desk. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435/82 "2001-09-26T14:06:48Z")

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Or the [Lesbian Erotica](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33184) thread, also featuring Anthracite’s prose. 😛

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**Author:** ![Michele\_in\_SoCal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Michele\_in\_SoCal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michele_in_SoCal)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435/83 "2001-09-26T14:40:04Z")

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I prefer the slow sensual build-up of oral stimulation… which is why the Cunnilingus thread is my favorite. [sub](I even printed it for the day I get up enough nerve to give it to my husband to read!)[/sub] But I digress.

Vibrators are okay, but they make the event too quick: zip-zap and 20 seconds later I’m bucking like a bronco. (The benefit is that 5 minutes later I can do it again!) I do have a vibrator in my nightstand, but the battery is probably dead/expired from lack of use!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435/84 "2001-09-26T18:13:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Michele in SoCal \*  
> \*\* Vibrators are okay, but they make the event too quick: zip-zap and 20 seconds later I’m bucking like a bronco. \*\*

I’m sorry. This is a problem how?

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-our-female-dopers-like-toys/80435/85 "2001-09-27T02:25:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\*Say, I’m available for trade as well. And I rub a _lot_ more than backs… \*\*

Promises, promises… 😉

To answer the OP: I _used_ to own a phallicly-shaped toy. Bought it myself, online, for use on myself. I got rid of it for a bunch of reasons, the main one being a lack of a good hiding place combined with a slightly nosy mother who was prone to entering my room without warning and poking through drawers and stuff. I don’t miss it, but it was nice while it lasted. 🙂

I now have one of those vibrating bullet things, which is easier to conceal and much less obviously a sex toy. So far, so very good…

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