# Do people really do this stuff? (Sexual TMI)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 20, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408 "2008-09-20T05:43:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/1 "2008-09-20T05:43:17Z")
Ok, maybe a pearl necklace would be accepted in place of the jewelry. I could see how some could do that with pleasure, and I am sure that an “Angry Pirate” is just a misogynistic joke as is the “Strawberry Shortcake.”
But are there fans of the “Dirty Sanchez,” other than Dustin Diamond? Am I the only one who finds a snowball or a creampie disgusting? If you do enjoy these acts, I mean no offense, but I really don’t get the thrill.
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/2 "2008-09-20T05:51:39Z")
Pearl necklace, yes. Dirty Sanchez, Angry Pirate, etc etc are all just jokes. Snowball is a joke from _Clerks_ but I have seen it in porn and wouldn’t be surprised if some people do it. By creampie, you mean just making it? What’s wrong with that? If you’re having sex without a condom, chances are you’re making a creampie or a pearl necklace, dude.
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### Author:  [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/3 "2008-09-20T05:56:14Z")
[These](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfUzjhnB9o) [guys](http://www.lyricstime.com/burden-brothers-dirty-sanchez-lyrics.html) seem to be pretty into the Dirty Sanchez, but no, I don’t think real people are out there giving Donkey Punches and such.
Pearl Necklace and Cream Pie don’t even fit into the same category as Dirty Sanchez and that ilk, I don’t think. The former are playful descriptors of common semenical activities, while the latter are just ha-ha-ha disgusting flights of fancy.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/4 "2008-09-20T05:56:37Z")
If you are not Donkey-Punching you’re not really having sex!
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/5 "2008-09-20T06:02:21Z")
> [@Cisco](#):
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> … By creampie, you mean just making it? What’s wrong with that? If you’re having sex without a condom, chances are you’re making a creampie or a pearl necklace, dude.
No, I mean more than making it, I mean orally removing it.
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/6 "2008-09-20T06:29:48Z")
So, I am guessing the “Rusty Trombone” is also a joke?
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/7 "2008-09-20T06:30:46Z")
> [@SSG\_Schwartz](#):
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> No, I mean more than making it, I mean orally removing it.
Done that. It’s trickier than it looks.
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/8 "2008-09-20T07:14:49Z")
I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that I only recognize one thing mentioned so far in this thread (the pearl necklace.)
And I am SO not Googling any of this.
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### Author:  [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/9 "2008-09-20T07:20:19Z")
Just reading the thread title and nothing else I answer “Yes!”
I’m sure there are people out there doing alllllllll kinds of stuff
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/10 "2008-09-20T08:24:05Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> Just reading the thread title and nothing else I answer “Yes!”
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> I’m sure there are people out there doing alllllllll kinds of stuff
Thanks, **SWB** , I am sure your mind would be blown if you had even moused over the title. We would not want that to happen.
Goodnight, :rolleyes:
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/11 "2008-09-20T08:31:08Z")
> [@LifeOnWry](#):
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> I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that I only recognize one thing mentioned so far in this thread (the pearl necklace.)
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> And I am SO not Googling any of this.
[Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/) is good for this sort of thing, and also safe for work. Well, insofar as these _terms_ are safe for work :).
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### Author:  [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/12 "2008-09-20T13:43:17Z")
> [@LifeOnWry](#):
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> And I am SO not Googling any of this.
Good call.
Of course in the quest to fight ignorance, you might want to look them up when you get home.
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/13 "2008-09-20T14:23:10Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> Good call.
> Of course in the quest to fight ignorance, you might want to look them up when you get home.
I’m going to check that Urban Dictionary link from **Sofis**. It’s not so much a NSFW thing (I’m self-employed) it’s that I have low personal threshold for squick, and a really good visual memory. There are things you just wish you could un-see, you know?
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/14 "2008-09-20T14:32:15Z")
Ew.
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/15 "2008-09-20T14:39:04Z")
Whatever you do, don’t listen to [this video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_DEp1lz0CM). video safe for work, the lyrics not so much (all inuendo)
For myself, scat stuff is a deal breaker.
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### Author:  [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/16 "2008-09-20T21:39:35Z")
> [@bufftabby](#):
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> [These](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfUzjhnB9o) [guys](http://www.lyricstime.com/burden-brothers-dirty-sanchez-lyrics.html) seem to be pretty into the Dirty Sanchez, but no, I don’t think real people are out there giving Donkey Punches and such.
A girl I knew in college once mentioned “Donkey Punching” in a sort of “gross things gay guys do” way. I tried to tell her it was a made-up sexual practice, but she wouldn’t believe me. No, she had evidence that it was real.
It had been mentioned on _South Park_.
Because really, what better proof could there be for something NOT being a joke?
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### Author:  [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/17 "2008-09-20T22:52:17Z")
> [@LifeOnWry](#):
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> I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that I only recognize one thing mentioned so far in this thread (the pearl necklace.)
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> And I am SO not Googling any of this.
Me, neither. A gay friend once told me what a dirty Sanchez was, but I cannot recall and I’m not sure I want to (I don’t even recall if it’s something supposedly more common for gays. No clue here). I knew what a cream pie was, too, though…
I know what a golden shower is. There was something about a rimshot, but again, it is lost to the mists of time. And that’s just fine with me.
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/18 "2008-09-21T07:03:37Z")
> [@The\_Mermaid](#):
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> Whatever you do, don’t listen to [this video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_DEp1lz0CM). video safe for work, the lyrics not so much (all inuendo)
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> For myself, scat stuff is a deal breaker.
Good Og, I am actually offended by some of the acts mentioned in that video. Hilarious, however.
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/19 "2008-09-21T07:11:45Z")
> [@SSG\_Schwartz](#):
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> So, I am guessing the “Rusty Trombone” is also a joke?
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> SSG Schwartz
This is going to sound dumb, but for about 10 years I thought a “Rusty Trombone” was ass-to-mouth. The actual trombone being rusty, ya see? I just learned about two weeks ago that it’s actually a simultaneous rim job and hand job. The latter seems a lot more plausible than the former; once I realized that, I realized it’d be a relatively common occurrence when one is giving a male a rimjob. Not that I sit around thinking about that sort of thing…
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-people-really-do-this-stuff-sexual-tmi/464408/20 "2008-09-21T07:21:10Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> This is going to sound dumb, but for about 10 years I thought a “Rusty Trombone” was ass-to-mouth.
> …
No, that’s an ATM, or ATM deposit depending on how far it goes.
SSG Schwartz
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