Do professional, non state affiliated assassins really exist?

Wow! The odd of that happening…twice…in the same thread…must be astronomical!!! (See {love} postin’ #9)

We’re not the po-po, you don’t have to stick to your ‘story’ with us. We won’t rat you out. One, ummm, question though, just, ahhh, how much is the reward for information on the case?

I didn’t want to really page the poster. I just wanted to make the joke to @Spiderman. But thanks anyhow; he had a witty response.

You could end up in a macabre comedy like A Fish Called Wanda or The Ladykillers (not quite the same set-up, I know, but in the same area)

You might run into the case where the hitman you hire subcontracts the hit to another hitman, who subcontracts it to another hitman, and so on, getting worse hitmen each time. Eventually someone blabs and everyone is caught:

Heck, Jango Fett did this in Attack of the Clones, which is why his assassination attempt against Padme failed.

My niece went to Japan. I asked how many ninjas she saw while there. She said, “none.” That’s how good they are!