# Do queen bees give drone bees blowjobs?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879 "2015-04-05T15:08:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/21 "2015-04-06T00:09:02Z")

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And Honey I miss you,  
and I’m being good.  
And I’d love to be with you,  
if only I could.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/22 "2015-04-08T15:19:09Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> If they did, it would be death for the drone, and the Queen might have a hard time eating afterwards. The drone’s penis (endophallus) has barbs that prevent it from withdrawing. One thrust, they are stuck. As they try to pull out, the penis separates from their body and they die. The penis remains attached and the sperm inside the queen for the rest of her life. She can control the release of sperm at will until it runs out, months or years later.
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> One strike and you’re out. “Hey, Baby, love those gossamer wings…Wanna kill me?”

Wait a minute … you mean if I get stung by a bee, it’s actually trying to fuck me??

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/23 "2015-04-08T15:27:29Z")

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> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#):
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> Just the once? Because, to be honest, the sick little fucks are doing it all. the. time. Some females have even evolved false vaginas so at least the rapists don’t get to pass on their genes. And yes, this is really true, if slightly edited for brevity.

It was pretty traumatizing for me.

Can’t imagine how the female duck felt.

I didn’t know what to do, I mean turning a hose on them (as you would dogs) is kind of pointless.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/24 "2015-04-08T17:02:02Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Wait a minute … you mean if I get stung by a bee, it’s actually trying to fuck me??

Funny…_not_…but you are confusing a stinger (heh, heh) with a penis. Even bees know the difference.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/25 "2015-04-08T17:48:54Z")

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I don’t have anything to add, except that when one of my kids asks about the birds and the bees, I pointing them to this thread…

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**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/26 "2015-04-08T17:57:05Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Funny…_not_…but you are confusing a stinger (heh, heh) with a penis. Even bees know the difference.

Well, the stinger is just a modified ovipositor, right?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/27 "2015-04-08T18:02:10Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Funny…_not_…but you are confusing a stinger (heh, heh) with a penis. Even bees know the difference.

I’ve heard people say they got **bit** by a bee. At least **Boyo Jim** wasn’t confusing his mouth with his rear end.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/28 "2015-04-08T18:55:14Z")

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> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#):
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> Do queen bees give drone bees blowjobs?

I believe that’s what’s commonly known as a _Honey Do_ list.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-queen-bees-give-drone-bees-blowjobs/716879/29 "2015-04-09T17:04:49Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> I’ve heard people say they got **bit** by a bee. At least **Boyo Jim** wasn’t confusing his mouth with his rear end.

as far as you know …

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