# Do testes hang lower with age?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 9, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303 "2004-07-09T16:11:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/1 "2004-07-09T16:11:51Z")

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I was in the gym the other day and saw an older man going to the shower and noticed that his scrotum was hanging VERY low, maybe about 6-8" down. Grossed out, but wondering, I realized that I’d seen a couple of other older men like this, too.  
Is this a normal factor of age? (something else for me to dread)  
What causes it? Too many years of boxers? weightlifting? not getting enough action? muscle relaxants?  
Can this be prevented, or are all guys destined to become baggy old men?

Pablito

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**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/2 "2004-07-09T23:49:13Z")

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Eight hours and no reply?!  
Come on, someone’s got to have the scoop on this phenomena!  
Am I the only one who’s noticed this?

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**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/3 "2004-07-10T00:03:57Z")

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Well, the only cite I have for such a thing is an episode of Nip/Tuck. An old fella goes in to the docs to have a scrotal lift. If it was on TV it must be true right ? 😃 My guess is that with age we lose skin elasticity and the scrotum is essentially skin so it droops.

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After a little more googling I found a more appropriate [cite](http://www.psurg.com/eye-2002-07-18.htm).

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/4 "2004-07-10T00:24:56Z")

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I don’t understand the “dread” associated with this. Many people consider “low-hangers” to be very hot.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/5 "2004-07-10T00:26:46Z")

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_Do your balls hang low?  
Do they wobble to and fro?  
Can you tie them in a knot?  
Can you tie them in a bow?  
Can you throw them over your shoulder  
Like a Continental soldier?  
Do your balls hang low?_

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/6 "2004-07-10T00:33:30Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I don’t understand the “dread” associated with this. Many people consider “low-hangers” to be very hot.

I don’t even want to know.

\<shudder\>

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**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/7 "2004-07-10T00:39:08Z")

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I wonder how much underwear choice contributes to the phenomena. It seems like tighty whiteys would lessen sagging (but decrease your chances to score with the ladies) just like jogging without a bra supposedly contributes to breast sag.

Hmmm, poking around the site **Gut** found, there’s an before and after shot of a _scrotum reduction_. Interestingly enough, there’s also a _foreskin_ restoration immdiately followed by an _adult circumcision_. Fascinating…

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**Author:** ![barbitu8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@barbitu8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barbitu8)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/8 "2004-07-10T00:51:43Z")

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Testes do not necessarily hang lower with age. Whether it’s something you dread or not, it is not inevitable. I’m 66 and my testicles do not droop and hang the same as I’ve always remembered them hanging. I have noticed at the Wellness Center that they do droop in many older men, however.

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/9 "2004-07-10T01:14:09Z")

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I sure as hell hope they don’t start hanging lower! I’m 35 and my knees are only so far up from the ground! I wish my ‘member’ had the elasticity of my scrotum, feverishly hot days are a serious bitch! 🙂

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**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/10 "2004-07-10T02:04:33Z")

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Reminds me of a funny line I once heard a comedian say:

“A bunch of old guys were standing in knee-deep water. Their balls were hanging so low, it was like they were making tea…”

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**Author:** ![tailake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tailake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tailake)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/11 "2004-07-10T02:48:57Z")

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now who exactly finds this hot… ??? mine are definitely heading south, I’ve needed support my whole life so the underwear aspect is not a factor in my case.

Have not yet attracted groupies… (gropies?)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/12 "2004-07-10T04:08:28Z")

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> [@Pablito](#):
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> I was in the gym the other day and saw an older man going to the shower and noticed that his scrotum was hanging VERY low, maybe about 6-8" down.

> [@barbitu8](#):
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> I have noticed at the Wellness Center that they do droop in many older men, however.

There is a wide variety of scrotum dimensions from man to man. The fact that you saw an old man with a long scrotum means nothing, because you don’t know that it hasn’t always been that way. You can’t assume that it is the result of age.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/13 "2004-07-10T04:46:14Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> The fact that you saw an old man with a long scrotum means nothing, because you don’t know that it hasn’t always been that way. You can’t assume that it is the result of age.

The gym’s a poor place to take measurements anyway, as hot exercise or hot showers will make them hang down more. They don’t call summer “the season of the long balls” because the Yankees are on their way to another pennant.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/14 "2004-07-10T05:07:59Z")

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> [@barbitu8](#):
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> Testes do not necessarily hang lower with age. Whether it’s something you dread or not, it is not inevitable. I’m 66 and my testicles do not droop and hang the same as I’ve always remembered them hanging. I have noticed at the Wellness Center that they do droop in many older men, however.

Well, I’m only 65 but I will concur with **barbitu8** as to his personal experience. I will try and remember next year to let you know if that made a difference. As to his observations at the Wellness Center, I have no comment. 😉

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/15 "2004-07-10T12:29:18Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> The gym’s a poor place to take measurements anyway, as hot exercise or hot showers will make them hang down more. They don’t call summer “the season of the long balls” because the Yankees are on their way to another pennant.

That just made me laugh like a lunatic. Thanks, I needed that 🙂

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/16 "2004-07-11T03:41:16Z")

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Yes, of course they hang lower with age. Although this is only valid when you’re like 11 or 12 and they drop. After that, I don’t know. 😛

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/17 "2004-07-11T17:08:13Z")

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The link provided by Gut was\* quite \* interesting, and included this gem:

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> You are correct about the scrotum drooping with age (sorry, but how hilarious – it already looks about 700 years old to begin with), so by the time you’re 80, your balls will be serving as handsome little seat cushions

Now every time I look at a scrotum, a tiny voice in the back of my mind will scream “SEAT CUSHIONS!”

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**Author:** ![mamafrenchii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@mamafrenchii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamafrenchii)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/18 "2014-06-20T06:39:49Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I don’t understand the “dread” associated with this. Many people consider “low-hangers” to be very hot.

I know it’s a whole decade late but my husband and I just watched bad grandpa tonight and saw Spike’s “old lady boobs” so I had to Google images of old lady chests (to see what we’re in for in 40 years)… which (after seeing Johnny Knoxville’s old man testicles) made my husband wonder if his balls will actually drop to his knees so I looked that up as well… that’s when I stumbled across this forum… and panache’s comment. I just thought I’d give a lady’s view on it, he’s right. I’ve seen ones that have like no “sag” and they’re funny looking… I’ve actually said no to sex if a guy’s stuff didn’t have enough swing to them… that sounds shallow but I figure guys are shallow when it comes to a woman’s breasts or rump so why not ? Honestly, if a man pulled down his britches and had testies that hung 6" I’d be a little weirded out but there’s nothing worse than trying to look at a man, sexually, who looked like he hadn’t hit puberty/dropped yet… that’s gross, I think we can trace sexual attractions back to our more primitive days and determining a mate based off of their build and what not. Anyway, I created an account on here just to say panache was/is right, lower hanging ones are sexy, now… hopefully boobs don’t sag cause I’m pretty sure it’ll be a cold day in Hell before a man says THOSE are “hot” hahahaha 😉

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/19 "2014-06-20T11:18:52Z")

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This thread’s testes are hanging a bit lower, these days.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2014, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-testes-hang-lower-with-age/254303/20 "2014-06-20T11:33:28Z")

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To me, the shocking thing isn’t balls hanging low, it’s guys scoping out other guys’ scrotes.

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