# Do traces of ejaculant mess up a pee analyss at the doctor?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 24, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195 "2012-07-24T01:36:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/1 "2012-07-24T01:36:13Z")

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Sort of wondered. Residual guilt, I guess, of my guilty and repellant sin being found out, as well as the true belief in the subject topic.

Anyone know the answer?

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/2 "2012-07-24T01:39:19Z")

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I recall having some morning nookie on the day of a doctor’s visit once, and then, while filling up the pee cup, wondering the same thing. The tests all came back fine, though. Hopefully, your mileage won’t vary.

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**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/3 "2012-07-24T04:04:06Z")

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Don’t they test for protein? Does ejaculate contain protein?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/4 "2012-07-24T04:07:40Z")

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Any time I’ve seen instructions on how to give a urine sample, it says to start peeing, stop the flow and then fill the cup. I suspect it’s to clear out impurities before you take the sample.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/5 "2012-07-24T04:26:55Z")

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> [@AaronX](#):
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> Don’t they test for protein? Does ejaculate contain protein?

Um…:eek:

True story but when I went for my high school junior year physical they told my ma that my urine sample tested high for protein content and they were concerned about kidney problems/infection. Blood tests were fine, though.

10 days later I took another urine test and everything is find.

I guess we’ll never know if the hand-job i got from my girlfriend about 3 hours before the first test had anything to do with it.

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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/6 "2012-07-24T04:37:37Z")

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> [@AaronX](#):
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> Don’t they test for protein? Does ejaculate contain protein?

Time to stick it to GNC. No more purchasing protein supplements for me.

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**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/7 "2012-07-24T04:41:34Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> Um…:eek:
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> True story but when I went for my high school junior year physical they told my ma that my urine sample tested high for protein content and they were concerned about kidney problems/infection. Blood tests were fine, though.
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> 10 days later I took another urine test and everything is find.
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> I guess we’ll never know if the hand-job i got from my girlfriend about 3 hours before the first test had anything to do with it.

My friend also tested high for protein and was back to normal a few days later. They told him exercise can cause this.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/8 "2012-07-24T12:17:31Z")

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Well, so it _does_ mess up a pee test; these reports say that you had to come in (heh) for a second test.

IANAD, but high protein levels can indicate a compromised kidney.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-traces-of-ejaculant-mess-up-a-pee-analyss-at-the-doctor/629195/9 "2012-07-24T12:20:18Z")

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Sorry, now see **pkbites** mentioned the kidney.
