# Do we have a 3MM competition today?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839 "2000-04-12T13:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/61 "2000-04-12T15:08:00Z")

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was sandal man being electrocuted?

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_what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox_

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/62 "2000-04-12T15:08:00Z")

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Is the use of the term “watch” relivent? (ie: you didn’t say “looked…”)

Was the pole a walking stick?

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**Author:** ![Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mentor_and_Liar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/63 "2000-04-12T15:08:00Z")

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Did the tackler believe he was aiding the foot shaking man?

Was the pole an electrical power/telephone pole?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/64 "2000-04-12T15:10:00Z")

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I hate having to go back and forth between page 1 and 2, so I’m reposting the riddle here:

A man was walking down a road when a stone lodged itself between his foot and his sandal. He leaned against a pole and, with his head down to watch, he shook his foot to dislodge the stone. Another man came along and tackled the first man, knocking him to the ground.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/65 "2000-04-12T15:13:00Z")

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Was it a cow fence, electrified? Was the “attacker” actually saving Sandal Man, who couldn’t move because he was in the process of becoming fried to a crisp?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/66 "2000-04-12T15:13:00Z")

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Missy2U asks: Was it a traffic light pole  
YES

and did the guy tackling him knock him down to keep him from getting hit by a car?  
NO

Kilgore Trout asks: was sandal man being electrocuted?  
NO, BUT…

SwimmingRiddles asks: Is the use of the term “watch” relivent? (ie: you didn’t say “looked…”)  
NO

Was the pole a walking stick?  
NO

Mentor and Liar asks: Did the tackler believe he was aiding the foot shaking man?  
YES!!

Was the pole an electrical power/telephone pole?  
NO…

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/67 "2000-04-12T15:14:00Z")

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SwimmingRiddles asks: Was it a cow fence, electrified?  
NO

Was the “attacker” actually saving Sandal Man, who couldn’t move because he was in the process of becoming fried to a crisp?  
NO, BUT…

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/68 "2000-04-12T15:15:00Z")

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was it during a lightning storm?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/69 "2000-04-12T15:15:00Z")

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Was the pole part of a fence? Was there something on the other side of the fence that was dangerous?

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**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/70 "2000-04-12T15:16:00Z")

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Did the Tackler THINK the Sandal man was being electrocuted from the traffic pole when he saw the Sandal mans foot shaking, so he tackled him?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/71 "2000-04-12T15:19:00Z")

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Kilgore Trout asks: was it during a lightning storm?  
NO

SwimmingRiddles asks: Was the pole part of a fence?  
NO

Was there something on the other side of the fence that was dangerous?  
NO

malaka asks: Did the Tackler THINK the Sandal man was being electrocuted from the traffic pole when he saw the Sandal mans foot shaking, so he tackled him?  
YES!!

DING DING DING DING!

Sandal Man was holding on to a metal pole, jerking. Tackler, an electrician, thought the pole had become “live” and the Sandal Man was being electrocuted, so he knocked him away from the pole. True story, by the way - Sandal Man’s arm was broken by the tackle, for which Tackler apologized later.

Whew!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/72 "2000-04-12T15:21:00Z")

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Hit “Submit” too soon!

Anyway, a nice Partagas for malaka- well done!

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/73 "2000-04-12T15:22:00Z")

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Alright, Bricker, I’ve got a hunger for lifesavers. And if you don’t want your sugar daddy application to get “lost…”

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**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/74 "2000-04-12T15:24:00Z")

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Eupharisto, Bricker!

Thanks to all!

I’m off to lunch…back in an hour.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/75 "2000-04-12T15:28:00Z")

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OK - one more. For the road…

Bruno leaves his at night house, wearing a mask and carrying an empty sack. Several hours later he returns. The sack is now full of items from various people’s houses… but the police will never catch Bruno for this.

How come?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/76 "2000-04-12T15:29:00Z")

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Sheesh.

“Bruno leaves his house at night…”

I must be dyslexic…

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/77 "2000-04-12T15:30:00Z")

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It’s Halloween.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/78 "2000-04-12T15:31:00Z")

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Did people give him the items he took?

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I ask not what you can do for me, but what you can do for me right now.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/79 "2000-04-12T15:33:00Z")

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And so it is, Finagle! There’s a roll of peppermint Lifesavers for you - well done.

OK - THIS is the one for the road…

Julia drives her car due west for an eighth of a mile, without turning. When she stops, the car is facing east.

How come?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/80 "2000-04-12T15:35:00Z")

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Did she drive over one of the poles?

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