# Do we have a 3MM competition today? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839 "2000-04-12T13:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/81 "2000-04-12T15:35:00Z")
She was going in reverse. It was always facing east. * * * I ask not what you can do for me, but what you can do for me right now. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/82 "2000-04-12T15:37:00Z")
Damn you, Connor. That was a two minute mystery. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/83 "2000-04-12T15:38:00Z")
Connor says: She was going in reverse. It was always facing east. And so it was - well done. Well, that’s the last roll of Lifesavers - peppermint - to Connor. Nice work! And I’m afraid I must draw the curtain on the Three Minute Mystery Drill for the day… Good gaming, guys! - Rick ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/84 "2000-04-12T15:38:00Z")
I like the driving in reverse answer with a footnote indicating that Julia was shit-faced. But failing that, was she on a ferry boat? ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/85 "2000-04-12T15:38:00Z")
Okay, I’m here. Sorry. Are we losing Bricker, now that I’ve actually shown up? ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/86 "2000-04-12T15:39:00Z")
DAMMIT!!! Okay, tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/87 "2000-04-12T15:40:00Z")
DAMMIT. My server reset. I TOTALLY had that one. Feh. The newbies CREAMED me today, Flyp. You didn’t miss much. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/88 "2000-04-12T15:41:00Z")
Ahem. > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > **Did she drive over one of the poles?** And what exactly ir wrong with THIS answer? Huh? HUH??? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/89 "2000-04-12T15:43:00Z")
Coldfire, if she drove over a pole, she’d switch between pointing south and pointing north. Unless she found the East Pole, I guess. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/90 "2000-04-12T15:46:00Z")
Allow me to humbly scream: **D’OH!!!** 😃 Good one, Ricky 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839/91 "2000-04-12T15:51:00Z")
Awwright, this just pisses me off to no end. I check this place first thing everyday, and then scuttle off to other sites. The _one day_ the other site actually has somethings I want to look at… Okay, I’m done pissing and moaning. Can we do this tomorrow? I promise to stay glued to the site. * * * “What do you look for in a woman you date?” “Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I’d really have to go with breast size.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-3mm-competition-today/15839.md?page=4)