# Do we have a thread for SlackerInc yet? Maybe we should

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 2, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461 "2018-12-02T20:21:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/602 "2020-07-10T06:51:04Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> Riiight. I just thought the thread completely changed topics to discuss a wagering game of skill and chance for no particular reason.

This would be entirely in character for you, yes. I now just assume it’s the hash talking, myself.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/603 "2020-07-10T06:54:48Z")

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Mmmhmmm.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/604 "2020-07-10T06:57:20Z")

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Well, that was more coherent than most of your blathering. Must not be a dabbing day.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/605 "2020-07-10T12:10:39Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> It’s not a movie, it’s a miniseries, and you’re stubbornly missing out just because someone you’re mad at recommended it. Ever heard of cutting off your own nose to spite your face? That’s you, bubbeleh. 🤷‍♂️
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> FYI, per Wikipedia, it’s “The first Netflix series to be primarily in Yiddish” (and the only one I’ve ever heard of on any platform, frankly). Metacritic describes its critical reception as “universal acclaim”–for example, Newsday’s Robert Levin calls it “an achievement of searing power and grace”. I think you ought to quietly go check it out. You don’t have to admit to anyone here that you took my suggestion.

Given that you are such a Judeo-phile, here’s another word for you… _nudnik._  
I saw the 2 minute preview. I was bored in the first 30 seconds. I’m glad you’re so taken with it. I have zero interest in the subject. If I did, I’d thank you for the suggestion.

And I’m not mad at you. I don’t care enough to be mad at you. I think you are deeply broken and I’d put together an ounce or two of sympathy for you if you weren’t such a cloying, needy and pathetic momzer.

> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> I’m a slacker! Much easier to just be me.

While you may be a lazy git, you are also painfully insecure.

BTW, here’s where I first taught you the word, [momzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/542).

You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/606 "2020-07-10T16:18:35Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> BTW, here’s where I first taught you the word, [momzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/542).
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> You’re welcome.

Oh, lordy, _that_ thread. “You can’t insult me here, there’s another thread for that!”. What a tosser.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/607 "2020-07-10T22:26:26Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> This is routine shit “everybody” does (most people do) that you only call out when it’s someone you want to discredit for completely unrelated reasons.

I can’t really say that I’ve seen adults on this message board “routinely” post their SAT scores as a rebuttal to someone calling them stupid.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/608 "2020-07-10T22:40:13Z")

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This whole thread looks like a bunch of high school jocks following the kid from the chess club around, pelting him with their juice boxes, because he’s “weird”.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/609 "2020-07-10T22:41:25Z")

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Is the kid from the chess club also a proud racist?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/610 "2020-07-10T22:45:39Z")

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Well, the kids throwing juice boxes claim he is, so who am I to argue.

Carry on. Nobody looks good in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/611 "2020-07-10T22:50:36Z")

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Did the chess kid proudly admit to being a racist?

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/612 "2020-07-10T22:51:32Z")

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Can you imagine white-knighting Slacker? Hard to recover from that.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/613 "2020-07-10T22:55:31Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> This whole thread looks like a bunch of high school jocks following the kid from the chess club around, pelting him with their juice boxes, because he’s “weird”.

That’s **preposterous**! SlackWit can’t play chess.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/614 "2020-07-10T23:08:31Z")

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I like chess, but I never joined the chess club because I felt like it would ruin it to learn programmatic openings and defenses. To this day, I play just by feel, and I agree with Bobby Fischer that it would be a better game if the opening positions were randomized every time to make players think on their feet.

I was on the Knowledge Bowl team, though, and we came in fourth in the state. That’s the only extracurricular I ever did (being a slacker and all).

> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> BTW, here’s where I first taught you the word, [momzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/542).
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> You’re welcome.

Thank you! I did not learn that word that day, it seems–at least not so’s it stuck. I’m especially impressed that you were willing to share that cite, given that I schooled you on your incorrect insistence that I was using “cohort” incorrectly. Not to mention that, contrary to your insistence now that you are not angered by me but only bored, you said in that thread “I’m about to compile a fucking list of why I hate you.” 🤨

> [@Chingon](#):
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> Did the chess kid proudly admit to being a racist?

How about you provide a cite for this claim? I know the post you’re referring to, but you are not accurately or contextually characterizing it.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/615 "2020-07-10T23:13:29Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> I was on the Knowledge Bowl team, though, and we came in fourth in the state. That’s the only extracurricular I ever did (being a slacker and all).

And here I was hoping you’d try and swat me down with an Elo rating. Oh well, close enough. 😉

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/616 "2020-07-10T23:20:12Z")

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Ok put the proper context for it, I’d love to hear it.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/617 "2020-07-10T23:34:33Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> I like chess, but I never joined the chess club because I felt like it would ruin it to learn programmatic openings and defenses. To this day, I play just by feel

You do realize that, at best, you’re reinventing the same moves you think would ‘ruin it’?  
CMC

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/618 "2020-07-11T00:04:19Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> You do realize that, at best, you’re reinventing the same moves you think would ‘ruin it’?

Not if it’s randomized.

But in regular chess? Yes, you’re right. And when you play bar trivia without cheating, you are “at best” matching what you could come up with by using Google. But that’s the point, the fun is in trying to come up with things yourself. People who are really into chess don’t seem to see it that way.

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**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/619 "2020-07-11T01:07:20Z")

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Why do these last few posts remind me of this exchange from Pride and Prejudice?

> (_Col. Fitzwilliam_) “We are speaking of music, madam,” said he, when no longer able to avoid a reply.
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> (_Lady Catherine de Bourgh_) "Of music! Then pray speak aloud. It is of all subjects my delight. I must have my share in the conversation if you are speaking of music. **There are few people in England, I suppose, who have more true enjoyment of music than myself, or a better natural taste. If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.** And so would Anne, if her health had allowed her to apply. I am confident that she would have performed delightfully.

Hint: Lady Catherine is **not** the heroine of the novel.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/620 "2020-07-11T01:25:28Z")

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Oh boy! \*\*

The thing about chess is that the openings have to be seen as setting up the troops before a battle in the Napoleonic age and earlier. People that think that openings should not be studied are like armies were the commander never learns about the proper time one should dig defenses (Castle), your troops are going to have a very bad time.

So where is the fun? It comes when after the opening, during the middle game and the ending, when the position allows us to do great combinations or attacks that the early planning allowed us to reach.

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\*\* former tournament player in the SF bay Area and Modesto here.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-have-a-thread-for-slackerinc-yet-maybe-we-should/825461/621 "2020-07-11T01:31:41Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> So where is the fun? It comes when after the opening, during the middle game and the ending, when the position allows us to do great combinations or attacks that the early planning allowed us to reach.

Then why not just set up the opening positions as they are at the point when you have got the opening formularies out of the way?

ETA: And just to be clear, I’m not in any way suggesting that without studying openings and defenses, I can be as good as I would be if I had, or that I would not be at a severe disadvantage against most players who have. I am sure I would get a pretty crappy rating in competitive play.

BTW, I similarly think the way serious players play Scrabble is dumb. It should be about commonly used words (at least commonly among highly educated people), not obscure technical or archaic ones.

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