How dare you seek to minimalize the unique perspective @SlackerInc gained by spending six whole months and an infancy in Kenya. This man is African, through and through, which is why it’s such a credit to him that his French teacher would smack down the upper division students by remarking in front of them that he “must be secretly French.”
No, fool. He’s from Africa!
It was such an outlandish claim, I figured it must have been grossly out of context. Nope. And then he doubled down. Repeatedly.