Do we have a thread for SlackerInc yet? Maybe we should

Ha ha ha! Hiding behind that? Clearly the memes hit their mark in a way words never could. Of course, we knew you were verbally challenged, given your own “writing”, but that about seals it. Obviously only pictures get through - that’s triple-9 brains for you.

Also, as pointed out, the Notorious RBG had a sense of humour (unlike you), so she’d no doubt have lolled too.

We’ve already established your memory of your own posts is more full of holes than a fine Emmentaler, you don’t have to keep it reminding us.

But because I do pity you, and you claim to be so smart, I’ll try and jog your memory - The king of which country died 3 weeks ago?

I can see you’re overwrought at the tragic loss of a beloved iconic public figure.

Consider fucking off the internet and grieving privately so you don’t risk coming across as your usual shameless attention whore.

It blows my mind that despite your deep grief over the news, within minutes you came running to this thread to see what people were saying about you. If you are so upset, what the fuck are you doing reading this thread? Once again, you show a lack of self-awareness that boggles the mind.

I figured you’d try to claim that. The reality is that I was genuinely disgusted to see that in the immediate wake of her death, and would not have reacted that way had it been an hour or two earlier. I might have even given non-sarcastic credit for a “sick burn”, something you’ll see I have been willing to do many times if you search. Memes certainly beat the weaksauce variations on “I know you are, but what am I” you guys have been serving up lately. It was just a shockingly inappropriate moment for it.

I have a great sense of humor, BTW. You guys should come play poker on Wednesday or Friday nights and join the Discord chat–you’ll see. I’m actually a very pleasant, engaging kind of person to talk to, hard as you may find it to believe in this medium.

(I guess “the king of which country died three weeks ago” is some kind of pun or something? I haven’t heard anything about it, and the most recent king dying per Google is the king of Thailand in 2016. So…whatever.)

Srsly? I just always clear all my notifications from the icon on the upper right, as soon as they appear, whenever I have the site open. Same as I do on Facebook and Twitter (or Messenger for that matter). Is that not what everyone does? I guess I am slightly OCD or something, as it would bug the shit out of me to just leave them there.

You don’t have to post to clear the notifications. And I notice that you were so dreadfully upset that you immediately began a game of poker, which you thought was super fun! What hypocrisy.

That game was scheduled days in advance. I’m the host/emcee of the poker club (which occurred because of the inspiration in this thread–thanks for that, to whomever that was), so I have to be there, and keep the enthusiasm going.

You were recruiting players for the game immediately after you posted here criticizing people for making fun of you. And if you were able to have some much fun despite being so horribly upset, why shouldn’t others have fun insulting you? Total hypocrisy.

Another for the Office? Maybe this would fit a stern looking Angela.

I was already working on it! With a lead-in quote:

Great! I can just imagine RBG’s hearty laugh!

Unfortunately, in that first quote, Slack is advocating (or at lesson condoning) violent police reaction against unarmed protesters and criminal suspects who might be armed. (With knives).

So I think RBG would be pretty upset. To be fair.

ETA:

I noticed this too and was going to call him out on it as well. “How dare you have any fun when someone so important just died?” “Hey, let’s have some fun with poker tonight!”

Guys, he has a responsibility to play poker. Lay off.

You don’t get it. As the organizer, there is no possible way he could have suggested to everyone that under the circumstances the game should be postponed on account of such a tragic loss. The game must go on!

Oh man, you had a truly brilliant one going here (the quote on top is perfect for Dwight, or Gareth as I still think of him), but then you blew it by muddying it up with something unrelated on the bottom. That’s a shame. “Leon Lett!”

^And there’s the punchline, folks. Guy who has a self-proclaimed “great sense of humor,” doesn’t.

Although perhaps the joke falls flat for him because he doesn’t “get” how the first statement clashes with the second. The kind of contradiction, whether in tone or in substance, that made Dwight Schrute hilarious to an outside observer even as he must have been a true horror to work with.

As a fictional character.

But alas, I fear Slack is quite real, and already such a non-presence that he could hardly be “cancelled.” Analogous, on a moral level, rather than financial level, to what the personal injury lawyers call “judgement proof.”

No dude, that was your fail. You “put a hat on a hat”. You made it “too busy”, in artistic terms.

Sixteen year olds, dude. Fucking children.

Not children. Postpubescent, nubile chicas.

Another one! Creed, probably. Or maybe Kevin?