# Do We Really Need A "Gladiator 2"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 1, 2002, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371 "2002-10-01T06:55:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/41 "2002-10-03T01:59:21Z")

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> Gladiator II: Maximus Overdrive

Goddammit that’s funny.

As far as wondering why Hollywood keeps producing unnecessary sequels, that question was answered way back in 1919 with the release of _Back to God’s Country_ in response to the unexpected popularity of _God’s Country and the Woman_ in 1916. Look it up if you like.

I swear, these whippersnappers have no sense of history.

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**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/42 "2002-10-03T02:05:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flertbert \*  
> \*\*Do We Really Need a “Gladiator 2”? \*\*

Yes. Because _this_ time it’s personal.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/43 "2002-10-03T03:07:16Z")

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I liked the porno version:

Gladiator Again  
**Bryan Ekers** : that was brilliant!

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/44 "2002-10-03T04:19:06Z")

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I have already heard on the news that the film is to be a pre-quel.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/45 "2002-10-03T09:51:15Z")

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[http://www.monkeypaw.com/sam/gindex.html](http://www.monkeypaw.com/sam/gindex.html)

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/46 "2002-10-03T13:24:03Z")

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\*\*Gladiator 2: I know what you fought last summer \*\*

Or, since we have had Spartacus, then Gladiator, there is really only one epic that hasn’t made it to the big screen.

\*\*TROJAN MAN \*\* : Quick About Their Work  
Am I the only one who will watch Gladiator 2, but only if we get Maximus’ (only Russell Crowe) postering, glowering and sweatiness? I am just a slave to the whims of Hollywoods mechinations. ::::sigh:::::

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/47 "2002-10-03T13:28:33Z")

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\*\*Gladiator 2: I know what you fought last summer \*\*

Or, since we have had Spartacus, then Gladiator, there is really only one epic that hasn’t made it to the big screen.

\*\*TROJAN MAN \*\* : Quick About Their Work  
Am I the only one who will watch Gladiator 2, but only if we get Maximus’ (only Russell Crowe) postering, glowering and sweatiness? I am just a slave to the whims of Hollywoods mechinations. ::::sigh:::::

Scylla, you are wasting your talents as a (insert job here) you should be working in Hollywood. Hell, all of us should…

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/48 "2002-10-03T15:45:55Z")

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It would be a “prequel” I bet. A horrid one. Curse you Lucas and your stupid prequels.

:mad:

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/49 "2002-10-03T17:03:22Z")

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Instead of a Sequel, I wish they would do the Prequel - called Maximus. The back story of Gladiator, how he became a General, his relationships with Marcus Arelius, Comedus, Lucilla.

With Russell Crowe, that would be good.

He has said he wouldn’t be in a Sequel, he’s like I’m dead, there’s no way.

But, the Hollywood Machine and Powers that be will probably F it up.

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**Author:** ![Dravin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dravin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dravin)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/50 "2002-10-03T17:18:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flertbert \*  
> \*\*_ **Several** _??? I only knew of one! They’re not just greedy fucking bastards, they’re sheep pimps! \*\*

That’s nothing compared to what they did to _Land Before Time_ the first one was good, after that they dropped off, and there at least 10 _Land Before Time_s.

Sometimes you wish they’d let a good thing rest in piece.

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**Author:** ![flertbert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e5b9ba/32.png) [@flertbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flertbert)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-we-really-need-a-gladiator-2/130371/51 "2002-10-03T18:08:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \*  
> \*\*I have already heard on the news that the film is to be a pre-quel. \*\*

What’re they going to call it? _Maximus and Aurelius The Early Years_?

Maximus: Next time, we say we’re going to Bolivia, let’s go to Bolivia!

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