My late husband referred to the firmly ground-only cats as “four on the floor cats.”
I think I’ve heard the feet will fall first.
This must be why that bear is wearing a fireman’s helmet.
Nitpick: D. Boone was the one who supposedly “kilt a bar on this tree.”
If it was a raccoon, Crockett would be right.
You’re forgetting the line “killed a bar when he was only three” from the Davy Crockett theme song.