# Do women get "Tiny Johnson?" spam? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 13, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827 "2007-01-13T11:58:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/21 "2007-01-14T16:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > “Tiny Johnson” User name! Actually, if I’m “Tiny Johnson” I’d have to hold you pretty damned close to anything at all accomplished, wouldn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/22 "2007-01-14T17:06:05Z")
[QUOTE=astro] My spam asks if I want [bigger breasts](http://www.breastpillreviews.net/) and [a tighter vagina.](http://www.lpill.com/) [/QUOTE] So, what was your answer? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/23 "2007-01-14T22:06:45Z")
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff] So, what was your answer? [/QUOTE] I hold no prejudices against large breasted women with tight vaginas. Some of my best friends are large breasted women with tight vaginas. In fact, I hold no prejudices at all against vaginas tight or otherwise. It’s true that not all vaginas are born with the same advantages and opportunities, but in this great country even a vagina of humble origins, with a little luck, and a lot of pluck, can rise to greatness! ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/24 "2007-01-14T22:13:08Z")
[QUOTE=SCSimmons] I once received a piece of spam e-mail with the delightfully ambiguous title, “Attract Men With Larger Breasts!” As a straight male, I’m not interested in attracting men. And even if I were, I probably wouldn’t be looking to attract the ones with large breasts. 😛 [/QUOTE] No, you misunderstand. If **you** had larger breasts, you’d attract more men. But, as you say, you’re not interested. 🙂 I get very little Penis spam, but lots of Rolex, Hoodia, and RXonline offers. I can’t remember a single offer to tighten my vagina, or enlarge my breasts. My email addy is rather androgynous, being my first initial and last name. ---
**Author:** ![seenidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@seenidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seenidog)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/25 "2007-01-14T23:21:14Z")
I got a lot less spam about penis enlargement after I cut off my wife’s email access. Of course she has said turn it back on or risk something else being cut off… ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/26 "2007-01-15T00:09:31Z")
[QUOTE=seenidog] I got a lot less spam about penis enlargement after I cut off my wife’s [/QUOTE] Don’t mind me, just messing with the quote function… ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/27 "2007-01-15T02:01:55Z")
[QUOTE=seenidog] I got a lot less spam about penis enlargement after I cut off my wife’s email access. Of course she has said turn it back on or risk something else being cut off… [/QUOTE] are you sure it was spam :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/28 "2007-01-15T04:02:46Z")
[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King] No, you misunderstand. If **you** had larger breasts, you’d attract more men. [/QUOTE] I dunno. My breasts are pretty f\*\*\*ing enormous (for a male), and it doesn’t seem to get me much positive attention from prospective mates of either gender. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/29 "2007-01-15T04:40:35Z")
10-02-2002 [A day in the life of my Junk Mail filter…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=137592) [QUOTE=elfkin477] **Increase your penis length by 3 inches!** What the hell good would a 3 inch long penis be to me? Why don’t they at least try to avoid sending this crap to feminine names? I know they can get my first name, enough of it comes with my name in the subject line. I suppose I could keep it in a jar, and bring it with me when I’m hiking or something, so I could pee in the woods. **Get Viagra without a prescription!** Do I need this if I go hiking? [/QUOTE] As you can tell from that the answer is yes. Chicks get e-mail about their hypothetical pricks. ---
**Author:** ![groman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@groman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groman)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/30 "2007-01-15T08:09:15Z")
[QUOTE=hawksgirl] The first poster to ask for a cite gets his foot shoved down his throat. [/QUOTE] I really don’t think that’s much of a deterrent. I have bodyguards! So, cite? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/31 "2007-01-15T09:24:34Z")
[QUOTE=groman] I really don’t think that’s much of a deterrent. I have bodyguards! So, cite? 😉 [/QUOTE] And since I’m no longer the first poster to ask for a cite… cite? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827/32 "2007-01-15T09:27:12Z")
Sure we do. I also get spam in cirilic languages, which I can’t read at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-women-get-tiny-johnson-spam/387827.md?page=1)