# Do you apologise to your dog?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650 "2023-06-16T20:53:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/41 "2023-06-18T11:51:40Z")

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Eh, if I trip over one of my dogs, I blame it for laying in the middle of the hallway. I demand an apology from it.

But I do so in a friendly or playful tone of voice, which is of course more important than the actual words used.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/42 "2023-06-21T00:54:17Z")

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I apologize to my dog. I say please and thank you to my dog. I ask my dog if he’s feeling okay.

I should point out that my dog is deaf.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/43 "2023-06-21T14:06:38Z")

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That’s lovely Kent. I do worry about our critters. I’m unfortunately having to stay 100 miles away from home about a week a month. We have two dogs. I take one and my wife has the other.

The dog I have ‘Jax’ is maybe a little confused. He misses home as I do. He’s not wanting to eat. I went to the store this morning to get him some canned food because he did not want to eat his regular stuff.

This happens when ever I take him away from home. But this also helps my wife and I who are both very busy right now.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/44 "2023-06-21T14:12:06Z")

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I don’t have a dog, so I apologize to the cat.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/45 "2023-06-21T14:16:44Z")

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Yes I absolutely apologize to my dogs! My girl tends to follow me too closely and gets bonked in the head a lot. She needs a lot of apologies from me and my wayward feet.

I also apologize for bad weather and for fireworks. I assure them that I’m trying to fix it.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/46 "2023-06-21T17:49:55Z")

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“Beg pawdon.”

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/47 "2023-06-21T17:51:38Z")

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Do I apologize to my dog?

Not if I’m right and he’s wrong! What did that bastard tell you?!

ETA: Yeah, I do, if I step on a paw or something. I find an apology for a pet is best expressed by getting down low and kind of looking up at them while you express your remorse in a soothing tone. Animals don’t go for insincerity.

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**Author:** ![EnglishGrey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/englishgrey/32/14111_2.png) [@EnglishGrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnglishGrey)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/48 "2023-06-21T20:47:16Z")

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Excellent 😂

Lots of love for the canines who live amongst us I see… 🐕 🙇‍♂️

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-apologise-to-your-dog/985650/49 "2023-06-22T15:32:01Z")

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I do, like for an accidental paw step-on or other things. Dogs understand more than we think.

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