# Do you buy stupid shoes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 6, 2005, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324 "2005-12-06T07:34:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/41 "2005-12-07T19:13:47Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> The closest thing to fancy that I really look for are Doc or combat-style boots that have a “girly” type cut. Kinda thing you might find at Hot Topic. Feminine enough so you don’t look like you’re enlisting in the army, yet the sight of them makes guys cringe if they imagine said boots connecting with their crotches.

That perfectly describes every pair of winter boots I’ve ever owned. 😃

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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/42 "2005-12-08T12:51:08Z")

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The winter boot fashion in Finland seems to be [furry](http://www.andiamo.fi/index.asp?id=95004FC1929C46B8A24DC3CC2AE9BD06) this year. All sorts of wonderfully furry and warm-and-soft-looking boots with cute little fur bobbles on them… Which are, of course, the most impractical winter shoe alternative known in the history of mankind if you live in Finland in the winter, when you either have two feet of snow or (for the most part) wet slush.

_sigh_ I still want a pair. But just with fur at the very top. I’m really debating whether to buy a pair anyway or be sensible.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/43 "2005-12-08T14:19:51Z")

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> [@Missy2U](#):
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> **tremorviolet** , after looking at your link, I am seriously lusting after [these babies.](http://www.styledrops.com/handbags-9691.html) 😃

Those are really cute. But the price is prohibitive for me. I’ll have to lust from afar. Really afar.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/44 "2005-12-08T14:26:50Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> What exactly, are shower shoes? I thought they were flip-flop type things you wore so you wouldn’t have to stand on tile in a public shower (like at a gym.)
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> I have some shoes I wear every day, and some for special occasions. And damn if I don’t feel sexy wearing the special shoes. They’re not practical for work, but for going out to a party or an anniversary dinner? Yummm…

Shower shoes would be something along the lines of this [http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8225557/c/1839.html](http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8225557/c/1839.html) , which would be worn with nothing but a smile, for purposes of wild sex in the shower.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/45 "2005-12-08T14:34:36Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> Shower shoes would be something along the lines of this [http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8225557/c/1839.html](http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8225557/c/1839.html) , which would be worn with nothing but a smile, for purposes of wild sex in the shower.

I would _so_ fall down and break my neck … but it might be worth it.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/46 "2005-12-08T17:37:39Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> Shower shoes would be something along the lines of this [http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8225557/c/1839.html](http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8225557/c/1839.html) , which would be worn with nothing but a smile, for purposes of wild sex in the shower.

Well, that’s just not practical. Especially when one is all wet and soapy.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-buy-stupid-shoes/334324/47 "2005-12-08T17:38:57Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Well, that’s just not practical. Especially when one is all wet and soapy.

Well, that’s why they were purchased just for that purpose. She doesn’t care if they get wet. And I suppose there’s a traction factor involved there as well.

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