Unfortunately, my neighbor’s ox covets me! I’m about to apply for a restraining ordure.
Are you convening a round of SALT talks?
Not so. I am an animal doctor and so is the neighbor on the other side. We have cared for that big bovine for years and we saved it. Indeed both of us are proud of how we co-vet that ox.
But what if I am in COVID detox?
And of course, it’s the best ox in the world. So you don’t eat it all at once!
Hmmmmm Ox
That’s only a sin if you’re a Cubs fan.
You guys are making me crave a bagel with lox. My neighbors do not have any, so I’m not coveting, just craving.
If you have never eaten roasted ox, have you ever really tasted meat?
Yes. Yes you have.
I don’t covet the ox – I covet the ass.
I would never blot my Eschutcheoun with Covetus behaviour.
It’s all about Truth, Temperence and Tolerance. Well, two out of three ain’t so bad.