# Do You Douche? A Short Film **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472 "2011-02-24T18:01:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/1 "2011-02-24T18:01:16Z")
I just had to share this [montage of douching commercials](http://vimeo.com/19996358) someone edited together. It sort of reminded me of the thread we had on it a while ago. “Extra mild for me!” Apoll-oggies if it goes in Cafe Society. I didn’t think this really rose to the level of art. “OK, Mom, which hand has the newest idea in douches?!” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/2 "2011-02-24T18:08:44Z")
Extra mild? Oops, original comment came out wrong. ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/3 "2011-02-25T03:11:58Z")
After you douche, do you jump up and down to swish it around? Bob ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/4 "2011-02-25T03:33:42Z")
I wish someone would come out with an anti-douche PSA. Not the kind who wears axe body spray and doesn’t call back for a 2nd date, but the kind that swishes inside your vagina and messes up your body’s natural PH. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/5 "2011-02-25T03:45:29Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > I wish someone would come out with an anti-douche PSA. Not the kind who wears axe body spray and doesn’t call back for a 2nd date, but the kind that swishes inside your vagina and messes up your body’s natural PH. Why stop there? I think there’s plenty of need for the former kind of PSA as well. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/6 "2011-02-25T03:56:29Z")
I think MTV is showing hour long PSAs of that one, **Ferret Herder**. ---
**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/7 "2011-02-25T03:58:24Z")
IIRC, Cecil had a few comments about a ‘recipe’ related to this topic on his Dr. Bronner’s soap article. {shudder} ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/8 "2011-02-25T06:17:44Z")
This was much funnier than it had any right to be. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/9 "2011-02-25T06:18:19Z")
Only massengill has a dispenser shaped like a tiny penis for effective douching. Plus, they’re the only ones who can handle a [really dirt](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OPxZvCAuw) vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/10 "2011-02-25T07:16:27Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > I wish someone would come out with an anti-douche PSA. Not the kind who wears axe body spray and doesn’t call back for a 2nd date, but the kind that swishes inside your vagina and messes up your body’s natural PH. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to give your feminine membranes the same care and attention you’d give a [toilet](http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/11 "2011-02-25T12:13:24Z")
So, no posts yet on the appropriate pairing of user name/subject matter then, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/12 "2011-02-25T14:11:28Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > So, no posts yet on the appropriate pairing of user name/subject matter then, eh? You know what you did; we don’t need to tell you. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/13 "2011-02-25T14:31:11Z")
“Thanks mom.” ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/14 "2011-02-25T14:41:42Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to give your feminine membranes the same care and attention you’d give a [toilet](http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm). [Reads lnk] 😕 oh. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/15 "2011-02-27T23:28:29Z")
That last scene where the mother is running her fingers through her daughter’s hair while talking about douches seems a little…molest-y. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/16 "2011-02-27T23:34:46Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Only massengill has a dispenser shaped like a tiny penis for effective douching. Plus, they’re the only ones who can handle a [really dirt](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OPxZvCAuw) vagina. “I choose extra cleansing.” My mind yelled, "_Why?"_ ---
**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/17 "2011-02-27T23:46:51Z")
A good rule of thumb in evaluating various feminine hygiene products is to not put anything in your vagina that you would not put in your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/18 "2011-02-28T00:03:42Z")
Good thing more women aren’t into chewing tobacco. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/19 "2011-02-28T09:28:25Z")
I actually remember seeing one of those ads as a kid. The daughter/mom one. Eeeeeyuuuuch. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472/20 "2011-02-28T15:10:01Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Good thing more women aren’t into chewing tobacco. Dude, I was impressed by the bubbles scene in ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’, but chewing tobacco…!? Hell if I want to be around when they spit… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-douche-a-short-film/572472.md?page=2)