# Do you enjoy Gummi Bears?  Do You enjoy pooping?  You'll love Haribo's Sugarless Gummi Bears!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-gummi-bears-do-you-enjoy-pooping-youll-love-haribos-sugarless-gummi-bears/679619>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 24, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-gummi-bears-do-you-enjoy-pooping-youll-love-haribos-sugarless-gummi-bears/679619 "2014-01-24T15:54:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-gummi-bears-do-you-enjoy-pooping-youll-love-haribos-sugarless-gummi-bears/679619/1 "2014-01-24T15:54:25Z")

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The reviews are worth the cost of, well, anything:

> **[Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews On Amazon Are The Most Insane Thing...](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/michaelrusch/haribo-gummy-bear-reviews-on-amazon-are-the-most-insane-thin)**
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> Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time "unless you are trying to power wash your intestines"?

Anyone up for experimenting with them for the SDMB?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-gummi-bears-do-you-enjoy-pooping-youll-love-haribos-sugarless-gummi-bears/679619/2 "2014-01-24T15:58:47Z")

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Got your Gummi Bears [right here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=711092&highlight=gummi)

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-gummi-bears-do-you-enjoy-pooping-youll-love-haribos-sugarless-gummi-bears/679619/3 "2014-01-24T16:04:17Z")

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Darn.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-gummi-bears-do-you-enjoy-pooping-youll-love-haribos-sugarless-gummi-bears/679619/4 "2014-01-24T16:10:38Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Darn.

The correct response is “Oh, poop.” 😃