# Do you even need to be smart when you're this pretty?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 27, 2003, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549 "2003-11-27T08:09:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/41 "2003-11-28T11:29:09Z")

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\*\* wendyrules \*\* The woman I referred to above was not just stunning, she had something which cannot be adequately described.  
The way she was dressed in a simple grey suit, the way she carried herself,walked, even picked up can of beans was a delight to see.  
Yes you are quite right, she was perfectly at ease with what she was. I could have followed that woman around all day.

What makes it worse is that I have never seen her since and by Christ I’ve looked…everywhere!!!

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/42 "2003-11-28T11:53:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spogga \*  
> \*\*\*\* wendyrules \*\* The woman I referred to above was not just stunning, she had something which cannot be adequately described.  
> The way she was dressed in a simple grey suit, the way she carried herself,walked, even picked up can of beans was a delight to see.  
> Yes you are quite right, she was perfectly at ease with what she was. I could have followed that woman around all day.
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> What makes it worse is that I have never seen her since and by Christ I’ve looked…everywhere!!! \*\*

**spogga** Thankyou for understanding my ramblings - you have simply just totally reinforced my thoughts and comments… no matter whether one is male or female… being at ease with oneself is most attractive to the on-lookers! No-one needs all the promp and circumstance!

By the way, I hope you find her again… perhaps you need to take a break from being a porno star and simply expand your mail run! 😛

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/43 "2003-11-28T12:37:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*  
> \*\*I have no idea what she’s doing but she could wipe the floor with me . . .
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> And **NO** she doesn’t look even vaguely ridiculous simulating house cleaning in high heels and panties.
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> Bless 'em all. \*\*

Well, of course she looks ridiculous in that get up! Jeez, who even wears clothes when they’re doing housework?!

😉

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/44 "2003-11-28T12:57:16Z")

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Typical, there we are having a decent conversation and along comes a bloody Yank to balls matters up.

what ?

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/45 "2003-11-28T13:20:50Z")

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Who, me? What’d I say?

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/46 "2003-11-28T13:29:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Hmm, she has a good butt. Prominent butt = good, in my book. \*\*

Y’know I hadn’t really noticed what a fantastic set of gluteus maximus she had 😉 but now you mention it…

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/47 "2003-11-28T13:39:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wendyrules \*  
> \*\*  
> To be at ease with one’s self is the sexiest attribute that any Human Being can portray, I reckon. 🆒 \*\*

Well, that and huge hooters…

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/48 "2003-11-28T13:39:36Z")

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Guys, it appears she is willing to clean your house. Who cares how pretty she is?

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/49 "2003-11-28T13:46:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Balle\_M \*  
> \*\*Well, that and huge hooters… \*\*

…as well!

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**Author:** ![Wilhemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/db5fbb/32.png) [@Wilhemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilhemina)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/50 "2003-11-28T14:37:01Z")

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I’ve noticed that there is a type of man who feels a need to “protect” and/or provide for his woman. As long as these guys are around, dumb, attractive girls will be just fine.

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/51 "2003-11-28T15:01:45Z")

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Whoo! WILHEMINA that is where you are most certainly wrong.

ANY man worth his salt protects and provides for his woman, he doesn’t feel the need to do it, it comes with the package called marriage or relationship.  
Furthermore looks have nothing whatsoever to do with it, you love a person for what they are not for what they look like.

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**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/52 "2003-11-28T15:17:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lauramarlane \*  
> \*\*Well, of course she looks ridiculous in that get up! Jeez, who even wears clothes when they’re doing housework?!
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> 😉 \*\*

(gasp) I can be on I95 south in half an hour. How do I get to your place once I’m off the highway?

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**Author:** ![Wilhemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/db5fbb/32.png) [@Wilhemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilhemina)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/53 "2003-11-28T15:29:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spogga \*  
> \*\*Whoo! WILHEMINA that is where you are most certainly wrong.
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> ANY man worth his salt protects and provides for his woman, he doesn’t feel the need to do it, it comes with the package called marriage or relationship.  
> Furthermore looks have nothing whatsoever to do with it, you love a person for what they are not for what they look like. \*\*

I’m not talking about every man. I have noticed though, that there is a type of man who cannot date or marry an independent woman because he doesn’t feel like he’s contributing unless he’s taking care of someone. I have an uncle like this. Unless he’s rescuing a damsel in distress, he feels worthless. But he’s not every guy.

And I think any man worth his salt, these days, realizes that he doesn’t have to “protect and provide” for his woman. She can take care of herself and contribute equally to the partnership. But that’s my opinion. I’m an independent woman who doesn’t want a man who wants to take care of her, but just enjoys being with her.

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/54 "2003-11-28T15:45:50Z")

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> ## \*Originally posted by DougC \* \*\*- - - She isn’t that good-looking, it took a hairstylist and a makeup artist a couple hours at least. Then it took a wardrobe specialist to pick clothes and a pro photograpper to set up lighting and (probably) retouch the photo.
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> - There used to be a website out there that had photos of TV and movie stars without makeup. Many of them were not that impressive-looking.  
> ~ \*\*

I’ve seen snapshots of Jessica Simpson without makeup or prepping, and as much as I’d like to report that she’s not as pretty as she is in the picture, she really is. Probably the most help she has is with her hair.

Funnily enough, I don’t think her legs are her best asset – her boobs are. She has a spectacular rack, and that picture didn’t do her justice.

And I’m not even a fan of hers at all.

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/55 "2003-11-28T16:00:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by coffeecat \*  
> \*\*(gasp) I can be on I95 south in half an hour. How do I get to your place once I’m off the highway? \*\*

Will you help with the laundry? 😉

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**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/56 "2003-11-28T17:25:19Z")

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That devotchka was real horrorshow.

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/57 "2003-11-28T18:27:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lauramarlane \*  
> \*\*Will you help with the laundry? 😉 \*\*

I’m warning you, any more of this and you are in deep shit girl 🙂

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/58 "2003-11-29T00:16:09Z")

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She’s a friggin’ GOOFBALL. Chicken of the Sea, Good God! She’s got a horse face and no brains to boot. I’m not even jealous of her so don’t go there. I hate the fact that she might be playing into the “blonde” thing, thereby keeping the cycle going. If she really is that slow, then she’s just sad.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/59 "2003-11-29T02:19:07Z")

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It isn’t a very good picture, at least not with my resolution.

Try this\> [http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/jessica-simpson/1569-jessica-simpson.jpg](http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/jessica-simpson/1569-jessica-simpson.jpg)

I think she’s hot enough that I could at least go out with her and put up with her astounding lack of intellect.

On the other hand, that whole waiting for marriage thing would have killed me…

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-even-need-to-be-smart-when-youre-this-pretty/215549/60 "2003-11-29T04:14:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dutchboy208 \*  
> \*\*It isn’t a very good picture, at least not with my resolution.
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> Try this\> [http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/jessica-simpson/1569-jessica-simpson.jpg](http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/jessica-simpson/1569-jessica-simpson.jpg)
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> I think she’s hot enough that I could at least go out with her and put up with her astounding lack of intellect.
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> On the other hand, that whole waiting for marriage thing would have killed me… \*\*

They apparently don’t allow a direct link to a photo. Nice site though!

Try this link for babemoon and just click on the name (sorted by first names).

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