# Do you have a "BABY ON BOARD" sign on your car?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 21, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800 "2015-07-21T17:59:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800/41 "2015-07-22T21:43:57Z")

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You don’t see them as often as you used to.

When I was in NYC a couple of months ago, I say a Lexus SUV that had that slogan stenciled in 5" white vinyl letters across the entire back bumper. That’s commitment there.

Several years ago I came across a store selling the yellow diamond peel off stickers with the slogan on clearance. I bought about a dozen of them for $5 or something close to that. I’d stick them on my friends’ cars when we were out drinking. Usually it would take a couple of weeks before they figured they were there.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800/42 "2015-07-23T02:07:17Z")

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a friend of mine attached one of those stupid signs and a very creepy, naked, anatomically correct baby doll to a piece of wood (a board, get it?). He then attached this very creepy “work” of “art” to his truck’s bumper and gleefully drives around town with it. I’m kinda glad I don’t have a picture to post because of how creepy it is. You can’t unsee it.  
But yes, now I can’t get B sharps outta my head. Thank you all for that.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800/43 "2015-07-23T04:47:47Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> No, not a ‘Baby on Board’ sign.
> 
> On the other hand, I’ve always wanted to put this in back window:
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> BABY-BOOMER ON BOARD

😃

Quick, copyright that or patent it or whatever and start selling them. You’ll die rich.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800/44 "2015-07-23T06:21:37Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> My son is 11, and I don’t think those signs were around any more by the time he was born.
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> Oh, there were all sorts of parody signs, but no more BABY ON BOARDs. Those peaked decades ago.

Baby Behind Wheel  
Baby Carries No Cash  
Mother-in-Law in Trunk

😃

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-baby-on-board-sign-on-your-car/725800/45 "2015-07-23T14:34:52Z")

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I’ve never had a baby on board sign on my car. I’ve got two kids. I don’t see those signs as much as I used to at the preschool my daughter goes to (which also has a daycare downstairs), but then again, I don’t pay a lot of attention to others’ cars. Usually I’m not trying to read a sign, but looking at the road instead. I think they’re a bit silly, but as far as I’m concerned they’re more bumper stickers than anything else, like those stencils of families people often have on the back of their cars.

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