# Do you have an alibi?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 28, 2022, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-an-alibi/958591 "2022-01-28T19:42:33Z")
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### Author: ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-an-alibi/958591/73 "2022-01-30T23:44:44Z")

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Tele-dildonics (From the [USB bed thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-bed-has-8-usb-ports-how-many-does-yours-have-what-do-you-use-them-for/958324)).

When the alibi is worse than the crime.

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