# Do you have any bumper stickers on your car? If so, what do they say? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 9, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440 "2016-09-09T16:50:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/21 "2016-09-09T19:11:40Z")
AAA. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/22 "2016-09-09T19:37:49Z")
I have a Florida Gators National Champions window decal. It was from the period when they won the national championship in football and twice in a row in basketball (2006-07), around the same time I got the car. ---
**Author:** ![Sigene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sigene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigene)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/23 "2016-09-09T19:48:42Z")
Infidel along with the arabic script for it: Kafir ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/24 "2016-09-09T19:58:37Z")
I have a couple of [these](http://auto-medals.myshopify.com/). ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/25 "2016-09-09T20:18:54Z")
> [@Sigene](#): > > Infidel > along with the arabic script for it: Kafir I know what a Infidel is, but what is the significance of the bumper sticker? I also see it on tshirts.šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/26 "2016-09-09T20:19:26Z")
Nothing on the new car. The old one had a window sticker from the local jazz station. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/27 "2016-09-09T20:20:09Z")
Nope. No bumper stickers, magnets, window clings. Nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/28 "2016-09-09T21:18:28Z")
I have a couple of window clings. On says "Live Long and Prosper with the Star Fleet insignia, the other is a silhouette of the Enterprise. Still witing to be applied, R2D2 and Tardis. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/29 "2016-09-09T21:23:43Z")
ā€œ93.3 FM KDKBā€. The sticker dates to circa 1977. The truck was built in 2001. I have people say things quite often about the antique sticker. ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/30 "2016-09-09T21:29:21Z")
Just one. Parking permit for the local yacht club. I figure my Republican party stickers would be redundant, so why bother? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/31 "2016-09-09T21:50:44Z")
I have a black car, and on the back trunk area I have a purple Firefighter Union logo sticker. The last truck I had had a bumper sticker featuring a confederate flag with a circle and line through it, and the text You Lost Get Over It. That was back when I used to take the negative approach. Now Iā€™m Mr. Positive. ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/32 "2016-09-09T23:19:50Z")
I had a sticker that said, ā€œN.S.A. Finally a government agency that really listens to the American people.ā€ However, one day I noticed that it had been scraped off! I kid you not. Scary. I keep my truck in the garage and seldom leave it for long in store parking lots, etc., but some one got to it. ---
**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/33 "2016-09-09T23:56:56Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > Iā€™ve got a [Dog is my copilot](http://stfbr.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/copilot.jpg) magnet on the back of my truck. I like that were did you get it ? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/34 "2016-09-10T00:21:59Z")
I have a University of Michigan sticker on one rear window, and a Penn sticker on the other rear window. Undergrad and graduate school, respectively. I also have a Penn Alumni back plate frame. (I also had a Michigan Alumni one on the front, but it rusted.) Now that Iā€™m long graduated, I kind of want to peel those stickers off and geekify my car. Or maybe put a sticker representing the nonprofit I work for. I recently bought a [Storm](https://www.amazon.com/Storm-Men-Marvel-Comics-License/dp/B01IMSNRGK/ref=sr_1_2?s=arts-crafts&ie=UTF8&qid=1473466831&sr=1-2&keywords=storm+vanity+plate) (of the X-Men) vanity plate for my front plate, but I havenā€™t had the chance to put it on yet because I havenā€™t been able to drive for the last 6 months. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/35 "2016-09-10T00:23:43Z")
I used to have (on a car long gone) _No, I didnā€™t sell my soul to Satan, but we did work out a rent to own deal._ My mother banned me from parking in her driveway. What will the neighbors think?:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/36 "2016-09-10T00:36:45Z")
[Engineered by Firefly](https://www.amazon.com/Quantum-Mechanix-Engineered-Firefly-Sticker/dp/B004H85K1K). It actually looks like it belongs on the car, which amuses me. I had a series of plastic [Flying Spaghetti Monsters](https://www.amazon.com/Spaghetti-creation-pastaness-appendage-available/dp/B00884P91K/ref=sr_1_3?s=automotive&ie=UTF8&qid=1473467796&sr=1-3&keywords=flying+spaghetti+monster) (sauce be upon him), but every winter he lost several noodly appendages to ice. So I stopped replacing him. RA-men! I have something else on it, but damned if I can remember what it is off the top of my head. Something about pet rescue. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/37 "2016-09-10T00:38:49Z")
Magnets actually The standard Watch for Motorcycles [http://www.snottybeer.com/repo/mecha/2014/Motorcycle-Bumper-Sticker-45.gif](http://www.snottybeer.com/repo/mecha/2014/Motorcycle-Bumper-Sticker-45.gif) And my philosophy of like ā€œI believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questionedā€. This exact one [![](https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5034/5795531630_7166ba8cdb.jpg) ](https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5034/5795531630_7166ba8cdb.jpg) and if anyone can find a link where more can be bought, let me know ----- Iā€™ve worn through three and only have one fresh one left. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/38 "2016-09-10T00:49:57Z")
The only bumper sticker I ever put on a vehicle was this, on my old beat-up pickup truck: I ā™  my cat ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/39 "2016-09-10T01:20:28Z")
**You have nowhere more important to be.** ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/40 "2016-09-10T04:03:57Z")
I donā€™t have one, but the best bumper sticker I ever saw read: **OPINIONS!!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440.md?page=3)