# Do you have any bumper stickers on your car? If so, what do they say? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 9, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440 "2016-09-09T16:50:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/81 "2016-09-14T03:31:46Z")
Silver submarine dolhins, front and back. Makes it a lot easier to figure out which one of the dozens of silver-grey four-doors is mine. (Never had any problems locating my red station wagon…) ---
**Author:** ![Dickerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@Dickerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dickerman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/82 "2016-09-14T07:27:26Z")
I just had a custom magnetic one made. It spells out “Jimmy Buffett” in maritime signal flags. My previous one was a “Coexist” magnetic where the various letters are fashioned from firearm manufacturer logos. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/83 "2016-09-14T09:12:58Z")
“I’m still hot, it just comes in flashes now” ---
**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/84 "2016-09-14T15:35:39Z")
I have a small Stanford sticker on the back bumper and a parking sticker on the front. ---
**Author:** ![stosh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@stosh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stosh)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/85 "2016-09-15T00:54:14Z")
I saw one that said" My child is the bully at school". I don’t care if it’s true or not, I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/86 "2016-09-15T20:36:31Z")
Not bumper stickers, but in the rear window I have a sticker from a gallery we visited that says “I Support the Arts,” the one in the middle is the Scottish flag, and the last one has a peace symbol, a heart, and a dog paw print. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/87 "2016-09-15T20:45:56Z")
> [@Randolph](#): > > Dude, come on. She’s your _wife_. Be nice. Too late for starting that! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/88 "2016-09-15T20:51:53Z")
My child is an outstanding student at Pedro’s Tacos San Clemente, California ---
**Author:** ![Last\_Glacial\_Maximum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Last\_Glacial\_Maximum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Last_Glacial_Maximum)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/89 "2016-09-16T20:30:21Z")
Forty some years ago, my sister was sitting on our front porch swing with a then boyfriend. What they were doing didn’t interest me as I was probably only 10 or 11 years old. What did interest me was pulling one of my famous adolescent pranks ! Earlier that week I opened my box of Trix cereal and inside was a bumper sticker that blared “Vote Yes For Trix Rabbit!” with a nice picture of the bunny on it as well. While my sister was playing kissy face on the front porch, I slipped into some pajamas and snuck out the back door of the house {bumper sticker in hand}. I crawled ninja style along the side of the house and then across our driveway {a gravel driveway btw!} and got to the rear of the boyfriend’s fancy hot rod. {The pair were no more than 30’ away, but it was pitch black out}. I centered the sticker oh so perfectly on the right rear bumper of the car and crept back into the house… . ---
**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/90 "2016-09-16T21:02:21Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > I’ve got a [Dog is my copilot](http://stfbr.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/copilot.jpg) magnet on the back of my truck. My husband does too, but I think it has Snoopy as the Red Baron on it. He loves Snoopy. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/91 "2016-09-16T21:26:53Z")
Vulcan Science Academy. When I had a Ford truck, the sticker was “Don’t cry, Chevy Boy. Maybe someday you’ll have a Ford.” ---
**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/92 "2016-09-16T22:17:20Z")
“Kennywood’s Open” I attract yinzers, most of whom get the double entendre ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/93 "2016-09-16T23:22:08Z")
I had a John Anderson campaign sticker the year he ran for president, which I think was 1980. Nothing since. ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/94 "2016-09-18T15:02:37Z")
1. G.W. Bush – How Dumb is Too Dumb? 2. Re-elect Bush – Because You’ve Waited for Armageddon Long Enough! 3. Berne 2016 4. Picture of a dinosaur eating a Jesus fish Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/95 "2016-09-18T15:18:41Z")
I have two magnetic ones. One says PEACE, LOVE, CHIAHUAHUAS and the other one says I love my Chihuahua. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440/96 "2016-09-19T00:50:01Z")
[Darwin fish](http://www.evolvefish.com/DarwinEmblem-p/efe-00023.htm) on the back, window cling with [Evolve fish](http://www.evolvefish.com/EvolveEmblem-p/efe-00004.htm) in the front. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-bumper-stickers-on-your-car-if-so-what-do-they-say/765440.md?page=4)