# Do you have any favourite thread titles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 7, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051 "2003-09-07T05:26:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051/1 "2003-09-07T05:26:31Z")

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I find [THAT’S Where My Suitcase Full of Baboon Noses Got To!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=208915) (from MPSIMS) to be my personal fave. Then again, I’m fairly new. Any classic (or not-so-classic) titles that you would care to share with the rest of us?

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051/2 "2003-09-08T15:26:58Z")

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I thought of starting a thread like this when I saw the title:[If Clues were WMDs, I’d be Iraq](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=200358&highlight=clues+iraq)  
in the Pit. I’m yet to see a better one.

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**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051/3 "2003-09-08T18:00:00Z")

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The one that always makes me laugh as I envision it being frantically screamed is [Gah!!! Spider!!! Spider!!! Spider!!! Spider in my pants!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=174503)

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051/4 "2003-09-08T19:38:02Z")

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[I am Now Captain of the Stink Boat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=203729&highlight=Captain+of+the+stink+boat) made me smile the minute I saw it.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-favourite-thread-titles/200051/5 "2003-09-09T00:21:58Z")

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I know the [Off to take a dump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196738&highlight=dump) and [Off to take another dump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=196491&highlight=dump) threads were pretty stupid but the titles made me laugh when they were floating around MPSIMS at the same time.

I also have affectionate memories of [Manhattan has a Ding Dong](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157108&highlight=manhattan+ding+dong)