# Do you have any nude selfies laying about? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 3, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377 "2014-09-03T11:44:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/61 "2014-09-04T02:07:42Z")
Male, 29. Sure, there are plenty of nude pictures of me floating around on the internet, some more tasteful and artsy than others. I didn’t slap my name on them or anything, but some of them are probably findable just with a bit of sleuthing. If I ever ran for president, they would _definitely_ pop up. (Possibly because my campaign would leak them at my direction. “Don’t vote until you’ve seen the _full platform_.” 😉 ) It really doesn’t bother me. If a friend or acquaintance happened to find one and asked me about it, I’d just say “Yup, that’s me.” I see no reason to be embarrassed about my body. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/62 "2014-09-04T02:11:51Z")
Never taken a nude selfie, and when 4Chan hacks everyone else’s accounts, you’ll all be very happy that’s the case. Edit: wait, I take it back. No nude selfie, but there was the time with the boyfriend when I was 20 or so. There were photos. AFAIK they’ve been destroyed. But if not, it’s been a long time and I’d be happy for the world to think I looked like that still. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/63 "2014-09-04T03:07:46Z")
I had been trying to get the wifey to send me some photos (very nice rack :)) She was weakening until she got an iPhone and sent a somewhat racy TEXT to me… and the kids ☹ I’m no longer allowed to even mention such things. I never have sent a sext but there were some vhs and 35mm back in the day. I’m no Adonis, I’m not especially modest either. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/64 "2014-09-04T06:20:06Z")
No, but I am not a hot movie star with a sexy body. If I was, having some nudes of myself about might actually make me feel proud of myself, rather than disgusted. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/65 "2014-09-04T06:21:47Z")
No, but I am not a hot movie star with a sexy body. If I was, having some nudes of myself about might actually make me feel proud, and good about myself, rather than disgusted. ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/66 "2014-09-04T08:05:17Z")
Oh yes, I have a few handy. (What else would I use when I run out of business cards?) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/67 "2014-09-04T08:58:24Z")
No. And the world is grateful. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/68 "2014-09-04T09:02:33Z")
> [@Arkcon](#): > > I haven’t seen the selfies that made the headlines, could some of the poses be “Mom, does this look malignant to you?” No, but some are “Does this diet make my butt look good?” ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/69 "2014-09-04T12:04:09Z")
I have most of the selfies my partners sent me, and I know at least two have the ones they took of me. (And one recently let me know she used one of the pics as a reference for a painting she was doing.) And presumably in some homes in the area are some locally produced art photography books, featuring a naked me when I was young and svelte, with my face obscured by a television. Only ones I don’t have are the ones taken with the ex-wife, predating the smartphone era. I gave her back the Polaroids and arty portfolio shots of her, she gave me back those of me. And since I was in no particular need of seeing pics of me, those were shredded shortly thereafter. I _thought_ I had none of the most recent ex-fiancee until I happened across them in my iTunes photo gallery. Apparently they had been archived when we shared accounts and she synced her phone on my computer. I’ll admit I was pleasantly surprised by that discovery. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/70 "2014-09-04T12:09:47Z")
> [@Wakinyan](#): > > Where do you store pics of ex boyfriends’ dicks? Not answering, in case you’re my ex and you want them back :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/71 "2014-09-04T13:19:03Z")
Yes, but none of them have my face in it. I wouldn’t like them to get out, but no one could conclusively attach them to me. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/72 "2014-09-04T14:51:51Z")
Nope, none since the heydays of Polaroids. As an aside, maybe this should have been a public poll. Seven people are willing to send links, but we don’t know who! ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/73 "2014-09-04T14:52:18Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > I had been trying to get the wifey to send me some photos (very nice rack :)) > > She was weakening until she got an iPhone and sent a somewhat racy TEXT to me… and the kids ☹ Have your kids been released from the mental hospital? ---
**Author:** ![Tremblay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Tremblay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tremblay)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/74 "2014-09-04T14:57:04Z")
Unfortunately…yes. I was switching cell phones and I went to eject my mini-SD card from my old phone. It ejected…and boy did it eject. It flew out and landed on the floor at work. Somewhere in my workplace is a mini-SD card with pics of me and my then BF. Not good. ---
**Author:** ![Tremblay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Tremblay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tremblay)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/75 "2014-09-04T14:58:41Z")
I exchanged with at the time boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/76 "2014-09-04T15:00:32Z")
I’ve been nude in public, so there might be a picture of me somewhere out there. But it has never occured to me that someone might actually WANT a picture of me nude, so I’ve never taken or sent any. It seems more likely that I might be arrested for such a pic. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/77 "2014-09-04T15:02:54Z")
I have my colonoscopy images. Do those count? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/78 "2014-09-04T16:41:12Z")
Yes, I have sent some to my bf in the past over text. I don’t anymore. And he has taken some with our camera/video. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/79 "2014-09-04T16:47:15Z")
> [@callander](#): > > Personally I am with Ricky Gervais on this, kind of pi••ed me off his tweet was deleted. > > Privacy is obsolete and has been for a while. When you say privacy is obsolete, do you mean that current technology makes it no longer achievable, or that it is no longer a desirable goal? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/80 "2014-09-04T16:51:50Z")
In the 80s, when lived in TX, a friend cheated on his wife and they got divorced. His now ex hit me up for some action. I was semi involved with someone, plus it seemed weird to rumble with a friend’s ex, so I backed away. She moves to CA… Some time later, a large envelope comes from her to my mailbox. It was a porn mag with the centerfold spread being my bud’s ex. She was quite … bendy. . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377.md?page=5)