# Do you have any nude selfies laying about? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 3, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377 "2014-09-03T11:44:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/81 "2014-09-04T17:16:20Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > It was a porn mag with the centerfold spread being my bud’s ex. She was quite … bendy. Sounds like an invitation. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/82 "2014-09-04T17:20:53Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > Sounds like an invitation. It was. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/83 "2014-09-04T17:23:35Z")
Let’s just say, that when Phoebe told Chandler that she was quite bendy, I got hard simply as a physical memory reaction. Pity she was such a bitch in EVERY other aspect of life, tho. The ex, not Phoebes ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/84 "2014-09-04T23:14:40Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Have your kids been released from the mental hospital? Not willingly. The therapists quit saying they couldn’t deal with the visuals anymore. 😃 As an aside, it’s interesting how a single event can teach different people different lessons. My wife took it to reinforce her puritanical bent. I, OTOH, took it as proof that young people aren’t delicate little flowers waiting to wilt at any little (or nausea inducing) trauma. If you can live through it, you can live with it. That doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes flinch at receiving a text from her! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/85 "2014-09-04T23:17:34Z")
I’m naked right now! ---
**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/86 "2014-09-04T23:19:11Z")
I’m 52, and there has never ever been a nude picture taken of me. Not even a slightly risqué picture. Most of my picture taking is of tourist shots, e.g. the Eiffel Tower. Or, more recently, of my young son. I don’t take selfies at all, ever. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/87 "2014-09-04T23:29:10Z")
I’m almost 50, male. There are several ladies that I have exchanged nude selfies via cell phone with. ---
**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/88 "2014-09-04T23:47:42Z")
See, one thing is that I have never received nude pictures from anyone I was dating either. I guess I’ve always tended to date prudish women. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/89 "2014-09-05T02:46:30Z")
I’m male, 41. My missus is almost 41. We’ve been together for 15 years (damn, that long?!). Anyway, I’ve never sexted with her or anyone else. I almost did once. I took a couple photos but I couldn’t bring myself to send them. Too inhibited I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/90 "2014-09-05T02:58:39Z")
Um, yes. Sent and received. Titillating. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/91 "2014-09-05T05:08:51Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I have my colonoscopy images. Do those count? Did you take them yourself? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/92 "2014-09-05T05:31:25Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > I try not to have pictures of myself clothed, let alone nekkid. Yup ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/93 "2014-09-05T06:19:51Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Nope, none since the heydays of Polaroids. > > As an aside, maybe this should have been a public poll. Seven people are willing to send links, but we don’t know who! You want to see my dick, you’re welcome to it! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/94 "2014-09-05T07:00:54Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > As an aside, maybe this should have been a public poll. Seven people are willing to send links, but we don’t know who! Hey, we’re up to ten now! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/95 "2014-09-05T08:52:07Z")
I voted none, but I forgot that there is one of me, aged 12, on an album cover. It’s only my top half. To find it gis ‘Zeno Albums’. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/96 "2014-09-05T08:58:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I have my colonoscopy images. Do those count? Well yes they do. Please share. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/97 "2014-09-05T09:16:37Z")
I decided to answer the title, not the question in the poll. I don’t think I have any selfies, period. I’ve never had a front facing camera on any device except my laptop, and that’s just too cumbersome for pictures. But I do technically have a nude pic of myself–when I was a kid. I ran outside with just socks and shoes on, and before shoving me back inside, my parents took a pic. I think they thought it was funny. I don’t plan on taking more, though. I don’t think anyone (including myself) would want to see them. ---
**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/98 "2014-09-05T10:31:00Z")
No selfies, but [some artistic and tasteful nude shots have been taken](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster#mediaviewer/File:Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/99 "2014-09-05T10:33:55Z")
Nice cock shot! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377/100 "2014-09-05T13:23:46Z")
> [@Poysyn](#): > > Yes, but they are nude and not hardcore explicit > > I wish I had more, from when I was 19, modelling and pre-baby and everything. I would step over my dying mother to see these. You’re gorgeous. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-any-nude-selfies-laying-about/697377.md?page=6)