Do you have any talents not appreciated by Society?

Yes.

I can actually wiggle my ears (small scalp muscles, have no idea why I can control them).
I can’t wiggle them independently - it’s either both or none.

Hey - you asked!

I can wiggle both ears independently of each other, which, of course, is valued much higher by society. :smiley:

It’s all that Log Driver’s Waltz that Canadian girls listen to. :stuck_out_tongue:

I can say “BELCH!” when I belch…

Apparently I can control the weather. I put my boots out in the sun to dry, and within 30 minutes it starts to rain. Bring em back in, and 10 minutes later, sunshine.

I heal unusually fast; a cut that might take you 4 or 5 days to heal would take me half that time. Now, if The Shop ever finds out about this, I might just disap