# Do you have anyone of your non-prefered sex that you would do?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 28, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502 "2004-06-28T04:24:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/41 "2004-06-29T13:39:09Z")

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> [@Ruby](#):
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> \<swoon\> Ashley Judd. \</swoon\>

Did you just fall down, say Ashley Judd and then pop back up?  
Either Antonio Banderras or Rupert Everet. At least with Mr. Everet one of us would know what we’re doing.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/42 "2004-06-29T13:59:48Z")

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Hard to decide. I’m not very fond of women as people, but they sure are pretty…

Possibly Cate Blanchett. Sigh/rowr. Though I might just keep worshiping her.

Can’t think of anyone else off the top of my head. I’ll keep ya posted.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/43 "2004-06-29T14:44:25Z")

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I think Chris Isaak, Johnny Depp, Bruce Campbell, and Bono are all damn cool and really good-looking, but as a straight man, I still could never be sexually attracted to them.

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**Author:** ![Daftbugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Daftbugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daftbugger)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/44 "2004-06-29T18:08:17Z")

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Since I don’t recognise half the names on here. I’m gonna be different and go for Christina Ricci , prefereably NOT in the role she played in ‘Monster’

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/45 "2004-06-29T19:23:09Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> I forgot Alexander Siddig. D’oh.

OMG Yes!!!

Except that I’m a gay man, so I have to name a female. All right, are there any women who look like Alexander Siddig?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/46 "2004-06-29T22:06:19Z")

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Well, I don’t swing that way, but if I did, Antonio Banderas gives off an almost irresistable sexual aura …

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**Author:** ![carmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@carmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carmine)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/47 "2004-06-30T06:02:12Z")

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I’m drawn to \*\*Penelope Cruz \*\* with a magnetic intensity unlike that inspired by many people, female or male. Unless she reads this message board and is up for a little swingin’, I’ll likely be hetero for the rest of my days.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/48 "2004-06-30T06:13:45Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Did you just fall down, say Ashley Judd and then pop back up?

from [m-w.com](http://m-w.com):

Main Entry: 1swoon  
Pronunciation: 'swün  
Function: intransitive verb  
Etymology: Middle English swounen  
1 a : FAINT b : **to become enraptured \<swooning with joy\>**  
2 : DROOP, FADE

Now that I think about it, though, **droop** may be more appropriate… 😉

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/49 "2004-06-30T13:47:46Z")

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> [@Ruby](#):
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> from [m-w.com](http://m-w.com):
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> Main Entry: 1swoon  
> Pronunciation: 'swün  
> Function: intransitive verb  
> Etymology: Middle English swounen  
> 1 a : FAINT b : **to become enraptured \<swooning with joy\>**  
> 2 : DROOP, FADE
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> Now that I think about it, though, **droop** may be more appropriate… 😉

Yes but you put in /swoon which means “end swoon”. So you stood back up? Or is AJ only a temporary thing?

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/50 "2004-07-04T12:14:33Z")

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Any of the Beatles, back in the '60s when they were young and cute. Or Jimi Hendrix. Or Freddie Mercury (before he was HIV positive, of course). Jimmy Fallon was pretty hot when he was on SNL, but I think it was just Tina Fey’s sexiness rubbing off.

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/51 "2004-07-04T19:41:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’m straight, but the last person I would ‘do’ is Angelina Jolie. Eww.

I completely agree. Angelina Jolie is most emphatically NOT attractive.

Anyway, there are no males that I would want to have sex with. I just don’t feel that way about men.

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**Author:** ![hill\_o\_beans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4491bb/32.png) [@hill\_o\_beans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hill_o_beans)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/52 "2004-07-05T02:08:09Z")

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For a very long time I have had a crush on Susan Sarandon. For some reason I think she is really hot and she is definitely tops on my list.

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/53 "2004-07-05T05:47:03Z")

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Laetitia Casta, Genevieve Gorder, and/or Portia de Rossi. Although I usually prefer bigger breasts that what Portia’s got, I do love that Pantene ProV hair!

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/54 "2004-07-05T06:06:50Z")

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Whenever these threads pop up, I have to go into therapy. I’m a married, monogamous and theoretically heterosexual female whose list of women for whom I’d cross the street is WAY too long.

Salma Hayek  
Jennifer Jason Leigh  
Jodie Foster  
Mary Stuart Masterson  
Susan Sarandon  
Misti Bernard  
Stevie Nicks  
Yasmin Kerr is gorgeous, but way way way too young. Her mom - Chrissie Hynde - used to be pretty hot too.

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**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/55 "2004-07-05T14:26:56Z")

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omg…omg…omg. _hyperventilates_

I just (well, 8 hours ago) saw Spider-man 2… and I must find the blonde in glasses in some random office building whose window Spidey (or was Dr. Oc?) crashes through. I will enslave her, and divest of her of clothing, and… _shifty glances_ go shopping…with her…

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**Author:** ![Kobaltblu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/77aa72/32.png) [@Kobaltblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobaltblu)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/56 "2004-07-05T15:03:55Z")

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I used to play this game with my fag hag who always came up with way more creative and interesting choices than I. We would do this whenever we were out, or watching a movie, or bored and horny.  
_don’t laugh_  
[ul]  
[li]Tori Amos (I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s those plush lips)[/li][li]Portia de Rossi (and a gay woman yet…we’d be teaching each other)[/li][li]Louise Brooks (in her prime–does it have to be current celebrities?)[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/57 "2004-07-05T16:16:56Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> You know - if you’re a straight woman are there any women you would do, straight men - men, gay men - women, gay women - men. Those who are bi-sexual can list persons of either sex they would like to do.

Well, if i could go back in time to when Robert Redford was a young man (cir. _The Sting_), I’d be all about that. Him, and the guy who plays Nate Fisher on _Six Feet Under_, not to mention the guy who plays Keith on that same show (I think it’s the moustache).

How’s that? I’m not sure if it counts, but I’m pretty sure if I could convince Thora Birch and Christina Ricci to mudwrestle Anglea Paquin, the audience for that would be pretty even as far as gender goes.

_bamf_

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**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-anyone-of-your-non-prefered-sex-that-you-would-do/252502/58 "2004-07-05T23:13:36Z")

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Well, I’ll hop in line for Johnny Depp - definitely PotC era, the Edward Scissorhands-era JD is a little creepy.

I guess David Boreanaz (BtVS era, not AtS) and Spike would be on that list as well.

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