# Do you have "good day" underwear? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 26, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153 "2016-02-26T00:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/41 "2016-03-04T00:35:00Z")
I love wearing my ‘Special Day’ underwear. Unfortunately, one day the wife came home early and made me give them back. ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/42 "2016-03-04T00:46:54Z")
The only variation in my underwear scheme is when I trade my boxers for briefs. This happens on days when I plan to ride a horse. ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/43 "2016-03-04T14:49:27Z")
As a man, I don’t have “good day underwear”, it’s just the ones that are in good condition that I wear in whatever order I happen to pick them out on. And maybe a pair or two that aren’t in great condition but don’t need to be thrown out yet that I hold onto for a “oh crap, I forgot to do laundry last night” day. Probably 30s after I put my pants on I can’t tell you anything about my underwear anyway. The only time I’d ever put thought into it beyond that is if I have an expectation someone will see me in my underwear, at which point, it’s just making sure I have at least one pair from the first group by remembering to do laundry if I haven’t yet. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/44 "2016-03-04T14:55:34Z")
I have “I’m having sex with my GF today underwear” (which is basically underwear with no holes in them) and I have “Underwear for everything else” (which may or may not have holes in them.) But, any day that has sex in it is a good day, so that’s what I picked in the poll. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/45 "2016-03-04T15:13:37Z")
I have “my kidneys want to divorce my back” underwear but that’s got to do with being a female of fertile age, not with general mood. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/46 "2016-03-04T17:50:34Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Don’t you mean four, or are you not counting where your torso comes out? Yes, standard briefs have four. Two leg holes, the waistband and the penis labyrinth. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153/47 "2016-03-04T18:48:03Z")
> [@Small\_Hen](#): > > \*\*Do you have “good day” underwear? > \*\* …I’ve never had a day that was quite that good… ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-good-day-underwear/747153.md?page=2)