# Do you have plans to announce your death over the internet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 27, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478 "2009-04-27T10:05:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/1 "2009-04-27T10:05:54Z")

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I’ve toyed with the idea of giving my family all my usernames and passwords (or at least, the ones that I would bother leaving a death notice on) in the case of my unfortunate demise so that they can post something to the effect of: “Hi, I’m the (insert relation here) of **dotchan** to let you know that she’s passed away and won’t be participating anymore.”

Then my cynical side points out that while a handful of my online mates might send condolences, the rest of the internet world at large will say: “Meh, have the world’s smallest violin” and move on.

Right now I’m undecided. I mean, I don’t _expect_ to bite it anytime soon, but then, nobody expect the Spanish Inquisition, either…

So what about you guys? Do you have any interesting post-death plans? (In event of a zombie apocalypse, be advised that I will be shooting you first. :D)

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**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/2 "2009-04-27T13:34:28Z")

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I think it depends on how active your online life is. If you are a prolific and long standing poster on any message boards then I think it is appropriate to let your cyber companions know.

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**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/3 "2009-04-27T13:47:26Z")

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Not here. I’m not active enough for anyone would notice I was gone (that’s not meant to sound pathetic, or as if I’m upset about it). I do have a few online friends who my real life contact details, such as my phone number and name, who’d get notified if I died.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/4 "2009-04-27T13:54:20Z")

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My wife frequents my major internet haunts so I assume the news would travel through her. If we both went, you’ll just have to remain uninformed.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/5 "2009-04-27T13:54:38Z")

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Sadly, yes. My brother and I are both regular members of messageboards (mine being SDMB) and we’ve already promised each other that we’d handle the announcements. Neither of us have a will or a living will, but we’ve got this bit worked out.

Although, if I died tomorrow **Athena** would probably tell you about it. She’d know right away because my business partner would probably hire her as my replacement 😃

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**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/6 "2009-04-27T14:09:45Z")

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I have money set aside so that my wife, son or any surviving relatives can rent a billboard for a month to announce my demise.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/7 "2009-04-27T14:20:29Z")

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Well, I just came off a week and a half of forced absence and no one was, like, “Hey, where’s El\_Kabong?”, so I doubt that whenever I kick the bucket, I should worry too much about someone on the 'Net wondering where I went.

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**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/8 "2009-04-27T14:21:05Z")

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There is going to be so much media attention that I won’t need to announce anything.

😉

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/9 "2009-04-27T14:54:11Z")

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No, I think I’ll just pass it all along to someone else Dread Pirate Roberts style.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/10 "2009-04-27T16:45:24Z")

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There is a service for this (there may be several actually, but I only know of this one) - [Legacy Locker](https://www.legacylocker.com/). Seems a bit pricey to me though.

I have no plans. My husband might let people know here or on LJ or whatever, assuming we don’t eat it together. Otherwise, no plans, no biggie.

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-plans-to-announce-your-death-over-the-internet/494478/11 "2009-04-27T18:52:14Z")

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I hadn’t really prepared anything, but here goes: Someday, I will die.

Take note, internet.
