# Do you know any jokes for 7-10 year olds? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188 "2007-10-10T10:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/61 "2007-10-12T06:03:09Z")
If slightly potty-ish ones are okay: Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. **IDT** : That rottweiler one is SO BAD! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/62 "2007-10-12T06:53:53Z")
A man walks into the doctors office. He says “I’m a teepee! I’m a wigwam! I’m a teepee! I’m a wigwam!” The doctor says “relax, you’re two tents”. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/63 "2007-10-12T09:51:48Z")
A man takes his Rottweiler to see the vet. He says, “Doctor, I think my dog is cross eyed.” The vet picks the dog up and looks into its eyes. After a minute he says, “Umm, I think I’m going to have to put him down.” “Put him down?” the man exclaims. “Why, just because he’s cross eyed?” “No,” the vet replies. “He’s heavy.” Here’s one I read in another thread: A man goes to see his doctor. He says, “Doctor, I think I’m losing my hearing.” The doctor says, “All right, what are the symptoms?” The man replies, “They’re a yellow cartoon family. What’s that have to do with my hearing?” Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan Tripes Forever. Q. What do you call the Golden Gate Bridge at 5:00 p.m.? (Or substitute any local heavily-traveled bridge.) A. The Car-Strangled Spanner. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/64 "2007-10-12T16:35:30Z")
What big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater. What’s big and red and eats sand? A big red rock eater on a diet. What’s big and red and eats leaves? A big red rock eater who is a vegetarian. Why do elephants have big ears? Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom. What do you give a sick elephant? Lots of room. Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small, white and round they’d be aspirins. ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/65 "2007-10-12T16:52:23Z")
What did the pony say after he cleared his throat? “Excuse me, I’m a little horse.” ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/66 "2007-10-12T17:11:51Z")
[QUOTE=irishgirl] A big red rock eater who is a vegetarian. Why do elephants have big ears? Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom. [/QUOTE] Gotta say it- huh? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/67 "2007-10-12T17:25:23Z")
Knock-knock Who’s there? Ima Pielup. (Eura works too.) Ima Pielup Who?Say it out loud. tee hee ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/68 "2007-10-12T18:31:52Z")
[QUOTE=irishgirl] Why do elephants have big ears? Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom. [/QUOTE] 😕 Probably because I’m not 7, this one goes right over my head. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/69 "2007-10-14T07:42:13Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Gotta say it- huh? [/QUOTE] Big Ears and Noddy are cartoon characters. I told that once to my British coworker. He laughed for almost a full minute. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/70 "2007-10-14T14:21:54Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchiam] Big Ears and Noddy are cartoon characters. I told that once to my British coworker. He laughed for almost a full minute. [/QUOTE] Got it- thanks! My daughter’s contribution (she’s 9 and made this up) Q. What do you get when you cross a grandma with an octopus? A. I don’t know, but it can sure play bingo! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/71 "2007-10-14T15:18:11Z")
Forgive me if these have been told before. . . What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle’s back? (throw your arms in the air and yell) WHEEEE! ---
**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/72 "2007-10-14T15:30:04Z")
You can also go to your public library and check out the children’s section. My library has a few rows of joke & riddle books, in the non-fiction section in the 818.6s. Veryyyy popular. Fastest book display to disappear that I’ve ever had. /Shadez ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/73 "2007-10-14T17:48:45Z")
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine… An oldie but a goodie. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/74 "2007-10-15T06:55:38Z")
[QUOTE=El Perro Fumando] Forgive me if these have been told before. . . What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle’s back? (throw your arms in the air and yell) WHEEEE! [/QUOTE] What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. You know how when geese migrate they fly in V’s? How come the one side of the V is longer than the other? Because there’s more geese on that side. What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. What do you call a boomarang that doesn’t come back? A stick. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung. ---
**Author:** ![DellieM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@DellieM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DellieM)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/75 "2007-10-15T10:30:28Z")
What do you call without any eyes? Fsh There was a little boy who was tractor-crazy. Loved tractors. Had them on his bedspread, on his pyjamas, his lunchbox, posters of tractors on his wall. When he grew up he bought a big shiny tractor and it didn’t work. Then he bought another and that didn’t work either. So he gave up on tractors. One day he visited a diner and the waitress said, “Sorry about the smell of smoke in here but yesterday there was a fire in the kichen and we can’t get rid of the smell”. The man says “no worries, leave it to me” and when the waitress returns, she says “Wow the smell of smoke has gone! How did you do that?” and the man replies “I’m an ex-tractor fan.” (My 11 year old laughed and laughed, when he finally got it!) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/76 "2007-10-15T14:48:13Z")
A chicken goes into a library, walks up to the librarian, and says [in your best chicken voice], “Book.” So the librarian gives it a book. The chicken tucks the book under its wing and walks out. The next day the chicken comes back. “Book, book.” The librarian hands over two books. The chicken puts them under its wing and walks out. The next day, the chicken comes back again. “Book, book, book.” The librarian gives it three books this time. The chicken put the books under its wing and leave, but this time the librarian decides to follow the chicken. He follows the chicken out into the street, all the way across town, into the park, up to a pond, where there’s a frog sitting on a rock. The chicken shows the books to the frog. The frog says [in your very best frog voice], “Read it. Read it. Read it.” Seriously, it cracks the kids up. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/77 "2007-10-15T15:14:49Z")
What did the farmer say when he lost hist tractor? “Where’s my tractor?” ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188/78 "2007-10-24T02:32:48Z")
Might be just a _little_ risque for a 7-10 year old, but what the heck: “What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?” – “Elephino!!! (“hell if I know!”)” Tripler Thanks, I’m here all week! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-jokes-for-7-10-year-olds/422188.md?page=3)