# Do you know any other doper's dirty little secrets? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034 "2001-11-02T01:57:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/1 "2001-11-02T01:57:22Z")
Come on, let’s dish. I heard that… Scylla isn’t a real monster and Crunchy Frog isn’t really that crunchy. So…What have you heard? [sub]_DISCLAIMER_The is thread was not inspired by another thread. Any similarity between this and any other thread either living or dead is purely a coincidence.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/2 "2001-11-02T02:14:02Z")
Ender sometimes picks his ass and then smells his fingers. Oh…other dopers. yes on that too. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/3 "2001-11-02T02:22:40Z")
Mr. Cynical isn’t the horny, lonely, unkempt hermit he leads us to believe he is. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/4 "2001-11-02T02:24:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > **Scylla isn’t a real monster and Crunchy Frog isn’t really that crunchy.** Oh yeah?! Well _I_ heard that **The Mermaid** doesn’t have a fish tail at all! It’s more of a squid-like posterior. [sub]Rassin-frassin people saying I’m not crunchy… why don’t you come over here and BITE ME, then we’ll see who’s not crunchy! \[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/5 "2001-11-02T02:29:56Z")
aha was a rock 'n roll star. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/6 "2001-11-02T02:31:46Z")
well, sure… …but I’ll never tell ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/7 "2001-11-02T04:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*Mr. Cynical isn’t the horny, lonely, unkempt hermit he leads us to believe he is. \*\* Well, two out of three ain’t bad 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/8 "2001-11-02T06:01:08Z")
hardygrrl isn’t really a storm in the form of a girl, just a patch of low barometric pressure. Other Dopers? \ ---
**Author:** ![someone\_else](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@someone\_else](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/someone_else)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/9 "2001-11-02T06:04:19Z")
_chuckle_ **matt\_mcl** , some may recall, is indeed my brother… This could get _ugly._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/10 "2001-11-02T14:47:35Z")
someone\_else is Really someone ELSE! and vanilla only eats chocolate, not vanilla ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/11 "2001-11-02T15:00:19Z")
I heard that Cecil Adams spends way too much time with Ed Zotti’s wife. I don’t think they’re playing parcheesi either. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/12 "2001-11-02T15:24:13Z")
Other doper’s secrets huh, well I’ve heard that The LIONsob is married to a very sweet, shy woman. The LIONsob,Ringo and JimB give knives, cigarettes and beer to babies in bars. MrC. and Sqrlcub give good reach around. Sealemon88 is \*\* not \*\* a yellow fish. Byzantine is really rather quiet and shy. Scotti really hates everyone and that her sweet, loving act is only to keep our guard down so she can take over the world. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/13 "2001-11-02T16:29:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\* > > Scylla isn’t a real monster \*\* There are those who would fervently disagree. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/14 "2001-11-02T16:41:19Z")
I have it on good authority (I got it from the internet, so it must be true. The internet wouldn’t lie. Or _would_ it?) that **Esprix** is a straight as straight can be. Also: **Porcupine** , in fact, loves a good prick on occasion. **Jarbaby** is, in fact, not a Rammstein fan. **Thinksnow** wants to live in Southern Arizona. **Miss Creant** is a big brownnoser with no intention of ever breaking the rules. Oh, and she’s not Jewish, either. **Cecil Adams** lives in a trailer park in Piss-On-A-Stick, Oklahoma, and drives a snow plow to work. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/15 "2001-11-02T16:50:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* lives in a trailer park in Piss-On-A-Stick, Oklahoma, and drives a snow plow to work. \*\* Ha! They don’t \* have \* snowplows in Oklahoma, you big dummy! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/16 "2001-11-02T16:57:43Z")
That’s why it’s worth mentioning, **cp**. If I said he drove a snowplow and lived in Denver it wouldn’t be unusual, would it? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/17 "2001-11-02T17:01:50Z")
OK, I hate to admit this, and it’s really hard for me. If I break down, I’m gonna need some support here. _deep breath_ [sub]I can breathe through my nose just fine[/sub] I’m so ashamed! :Runs away bawling: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/18 "2001-11-02T17:42:26Z")
Ok, I’ll admit it… Can’t believe I’m posting this… Wait for it When Jeff Hardy has a match with Rob Van Dam, I fantasize about them both. Sometimes I idly wonder why Rob’s sweat tastes like, and marvel at his flexibilty… I’m a bad person, and a shame to the name hardygrrl. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/19 "2001-11-02T17:57:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Mermaid \*\* > I heard that Cecil Adams spends way too much time with > Ed Zotti’s wife. I don’t think they’re playing parcheesi either. 😉 Perhaps they’re playing [Roger Rabbit]Patty-Cake[/RR] **CrankyAsAnOldMan** is, actually, pretty cantankerous, though only somewhat, and not really, old. She has nice man-boobs, though. **Sohpie** has a large collection of Hallowe’en costumes that she considers normal, day-to-day, clothes. **JoeyHemlock** is **Mercutio** s father, they live in a nice villa in Central America. **Superdude** can fly, but chooses to walk to maintain his cover. **Juniper200** was a stunt double for Lara Croft. **BunnyGirl** is having a birthday today. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/20 "2001-11-02T18:07:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*Scotti really hates everyone and that her sweet, loving act is only to keep our guard down so she can take over the world. \*\* Bwahahahaha!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034.md?page=2)