# Do you know any other doper's dirty little secrets? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034 "2001-11-02T01:57:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/21 "2001-11-02T18:10:22Z")
Sorry, the moderator code forbids me from telling what I know. All right, it ain’t the moderator code. It’s a mortal fear of Lynn’s cousin Vinny. However, this I can reveal if you promise to keep it just between us. Coldfire ain’t Dutch; he’s _French_! I know, shocking, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/22 "2001-11-02T18:13:39Z")
**Persephone** isn’t really Queen of the Underworld. **Weirddave** isn’t really all that weird. Comparatively. **thinksnow** doesn’t _always_ think about snow. **porcupine** isn’t very prickly. **bernse** isn’t on fire. **DynoSaur** isn’t really old. Or dinosaur-like. **Jack Batty** is neither Jack nor Batty. **MamaHen** isn’t a chicken. **SqrlCub** might be a bit squirrelly, but he doesn’t say ‘Gonads and Strife’. Much. And, whoever is spreading the rumour that I’m Canadian can just bite my rosy red ass. That’s slander, people! _Slander_! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/23 "2001-11-02T18:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*I have it on good authority (I got it from the internet, so it must be true. \*\* ba ha ha ha! 🙂 **superdude** -actually meant to write souperdude. he IS the original soup nazi. **pezpunk** -he founded the organization: Checkers for Jesus. **Rue de Day** -Is an avid collector of t-shirts depicting fried eggs where the breast area is. He is also an expert on Harlequin Novels. **anticay** - He is Opie from the Andy Griffith show, all growed up. for real. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bad_Astronomer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/24 "2001-11-02T20:39:09Z")
I am actually a good astronomer. Sorry, I can only dish for myself here. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/25 "2001-11-02T20:49:52Z")
I am not really made of iron ore. (Nor do I sail tonight for Singapore). ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/26 "2001-11-02T21:48:17Z")
Oh! I snow a secret and I won’t tell… [sub]And it’s got nothin’ to do with Injun Joe being ticklish![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/27 "2001-11-02T22:01:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > > \*\*I have it on good authority (I got it from the internet, so it must be true. \*\* > > ba ha ha ha! :)\*\* You know, I’ve been saying that for months. Then I saw it on your website, and it freaked me out a little. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/28 "2001-11-02T22:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*I am not really made of iron ore. (Nor do I sail tonight for Singapore). \*\* Well, fill my pockets up with earth – I just got myself a dollar’s worth. OK, **Ferrous** , your cool points just jumped about three fold. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/29 "2001-11-02T22:31:36Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/30 "2001-11-03T01:55:57Z")
i have a sinful, sinful secret about Esprix… I KNOW HIS REAL NAME! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/31 "2001-11-03T02:07:58Z")
As a young child, Eve was a vulgarian. Chique has a shrine to William Shatner in her basement. Peta Tzunami and pldennison are actually owners of a meat market. quietgirldownthehall isn’t always that quiet :eek: Uke has a fetish for cowboy boots. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/32 "2001-11-03T03:28:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Persephone isn’t really Queen of the Underworld. Am so. And I know when you’ll be joining me. _Down here_. Muahahahahahaha… Lessee, what else do I know… **CrankyAsAnOldMan** is only cranky sometimes, and only a man every second Thursday. **BunnyGirl** isn’t much bigger than a bunny (and that honks me off, she’s so freakin’ cute) **Milossarian** slept on my couch. \*\*Xploder…\*\*nah. IRL, he’s one of the best friends I’ve ever had. I’ll keep my mouth shut about him, if he’ll keep his mouth shut about me. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/33 "2001-11-03T03:44:29Z")
I understand **Otto** spells his name backwards. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/34 "2001-11-03T03:47:29Z")
There really _is_ an official Doper clique, and you’re not in it. Yeah, you. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/35 "2001-11-03T03:51:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > **BunnyGirl** isn’t much bigger than a bunny (and that honks me off, she’s so freakin’ cute) I’m with ya, sister. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > **Weirddave** isn’t really all that weird. Comparatively. > \*\* Sez you. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/36 "2001-11-03T04:01:22Z")
Shoot, I forgot about Geobabe. That woman could tell you how I actually live! Lord knows what she found in the junk drawers. _smiles nervously, offers Geo $20 for silence_ ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/37 "2001-11-03T04:02:30Z")
Oh, lordy. You people have revealed how you wipe, whether you pick your noses, the grossest thing you ever ate, and whether you shave your pubes. We’ve discussed anal sex, alternative religions, past broken hearts, phobias, and fantasies. This is all without even thinking of the TMI thread, by the way. I am reeling at the thought of what would be considered a dirty secret. What possible horrors lurk here? ::settles down to take notes:: ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/38 "2001-11-03T04:20:39Z")
Yes, **seawitch,** we have discussed all that stuff. But all _that_ stuff isn’t exactly _weird._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/39 "2001-11-03T04:26:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*Shoot, I forgot about Geobabe. That woman could tell you how I actually live! Lord knows what she found in the junk drawers. > > _smiles nervously, offers Geo $20 for silence_ \*\* Just you wait until ChickDope! Oooh, I’m feeling evil. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/40 "2001-11-03T06:18:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > **Sohpie** has a large collection of Hallowe’en costumes that she considers normal, day-to-day, clothes. > > \*\* That I carry around in “suitcases”. **thinksnow** keeps the big gun tucked away so Dopers won’t trip over it and hurt themselves. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034.md?page=3)