# Do you know any other doper's dirty little secrets?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034 "2001-11-02T01:57:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/41 "2001-11-03T07:04:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> \*\*There really _is_ an official Doper clique, and you’re not in it.
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> Yeah, you. \*\*

Who? Me?

Damn… ☹

I do know that **Ginger** has really, really neat handwriting (I’m jealous!)… and I must therefor infer that’s she’s really, really uptight and schoolmarmish! :eek:

I suspect that **Rue De Day** doesn’t, really…

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/42 "2001-11-03T07:07:10Z")

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**Geobabe** , Thanks for defending my honor. I knew I could count on you.  
But truth be told…  
**GingerOfTheNorth** ’s real name is “Nanook”

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/43 "2001-11-03T07:18:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*Yes, **seawitch,** we have discussed all that stuff. But all _that_ stuff isn’t exactly _weird._ 😃 \*\*

I’m a little disturbed that you say that like it’s a bad thing…

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/44 "2001-11-03T07:51:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*  
> \*\*I do know that **Ginger** has really, really neat handwriting (I’m jealous!)… and I must therefor infer that’s she’s really, really uptight and schoolmarmish! :eek:  
> \*\*

Dear. God. SO. WRONG.

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> _Originally posted by Weirddave_\*\*  
> GingerOfTheNorth’s real name is “Nanook”\*\*

That’s _Nanuq_, you numpty!

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/45 "2001-11-03T07:57:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\* [sub]Rassin-frassin people saying I’m not crunchy… why don’t you come over here and BITE ME, then we’ll see who’s not crunchy! \<grumble grumble\>[/sub] \*\*

_CHOMP_

_CRUNCH, CRUNCH_

yep, crunchy all right! 😃 _ducks_

**Wind Sorceress** , **crazy\_nut** , and **Dragon Shadow** are all my bestest friends in the world, so… _ducks a whack from **Wind Sorceress** _ i’ll shut up about that. _leans offstage_ HAPPY?!

all i’ll say is, WS and CN have verrrrrrrrrry deceiving appearances…

_dodge, dodge, scamper, RUN!_

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/46 "2001-11-03T14:33:46Z")

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> I’m a little disturbed that you say that like it’s a bad thing…

Bad thing? What bad thing? I just said it wasn’t _weird._ There’s nothing wrong at all with nose-picking/pube-shaving/anal sex/eating gross stuff. Unless you do them all at the same time. And in some circles, I think even that’s considered performance art. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/47 "2001-11-03T16:00:35Z")

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I’m too dull to have any _real_ secrets.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/48 "2001-11-03T16:08:28Z")

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> I’m too dull to have any real secrets.

And you’re too nice to be a good liar.

😉

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/49 "2001-11-03T16:50:17Z")

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Oh! I forgot! **Persephone** is a big fat hairy dude named **Al**!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/50 "2001-11-03T17:11:46Z")

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Shhhhh! Shut up! You’re gonna blow it for me at ChickDope! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/51 "2001-11-03T17:11:50Z")

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**Mamahen** is… too nice.

**GingerOfTheNorth** is… really cool.

**Totoro** is a sex god, and this is going to be the only time he’s mentioned in this thread.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/52 "2001-11-03T17:12:39Z")

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I forgot - **Totoro** is a Panda.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/53 "2001-11-03T17:20:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> \*\*I’m too dull to have any _real_ secrets. \*\*

You know that “55” in **Euty** ’s name?

It ain’t millimeters!!😉

That’s all I’m gonna say, and I won’t tell you how I know…

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**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-any-other-dopers-dirty-little-secrets/91034/54 "2001-11-03T21:58:39Z")

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