# Do you know anyone who eats in the shower?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 24, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951 "2003-11-24T04:45:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/1 "2003-11-24T04:45:52Z")

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This grosses me out a bit, but since a friend just told me yesterday that her brother loves to eat olives in the shower, I just have to ask…Do you know anyone who eats while showering or bathing?

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/2 "2003-11-24T04:51:37Z")

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No. No one that eats _food_, anyway.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/3 "2003-11-24T04:53:15Z")

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Back in school I’d occasionally take a beer into the shower, and even more rarely something harder, but never food.

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**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/4 "2003-11-24T04:56:01Z")

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Probably Homer Simpson.

(_sings_) Oh, I’m just eatin’ in the shower, I’m just eatin’ in the AUGGGH! HOT!. . . COLD!. . . HOT!. . . COLD!

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**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/5 "2003-11-24T04:56:59Z")

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Only if there’s a garbage disposal installed.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/6 "2003-11-24T05:02:10Z")

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That’s only slightly less out of sync than chowin’ down on the crapper.

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/7 "2003-11-24T05:21:59Z")

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I know plenty of people who drink beer in the shower.

When I was younger my mother used to give me ice cream while I was in the bath.

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**Author:** ![mala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@mala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mala)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/8 "2003-11-24T05:30:27Z")

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I’ve had plenty of glasses of wine while relaxing in the tub. Nothing strange about that. I once ate half a pizza pie, ordered from room service, while sitting in a bath. I guess some people would think that’s a bit odd.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/9 "2003-11-24T05:39:09Z")

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A bath is different. People do all kinds of things while relaxing in the tub. Pizza just wouldn’t work too well in the shower.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/10 "2003-11-24T05:44:52Z")

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He’s probably an Aussie. We do that a lot. Many families have the dining table under the shower. Busy parents can ensure that the kids are bathed and everyone can pitch in with the washing up.

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**Author:** ![LtningBug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@LtningBug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LtningBug)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/11 "2003-11-24T06:02:34Z")

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One of my old roommates would tell us of how he would get up in the morning, grab a bowl of cereal, and eat it (dry, mind you, no milk) while standing in the shower.

He was (and still is, I’m sure) an interesting guy.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/12 "2003-11-24T06:49:00Z")

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I’ve managed to smoke a couple of cigarettes while showering. That’s dedication.

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**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/13 "2003-11-24T07:07:09Z")

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There was a Kids in the Hall sketch that was just someone eating chicken and drinking milk in the shower. It was majorly gross.

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**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/14 "2003-11-24T07:25:03Z")

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If my memory’s to be trusted, Letterman did a bit just involving him tearing into fried chicken in the shower. Definitely bizarre.

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/15 "2003-11-24T07:49:46Z")

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I don’t eat in the shower, but I do have my morning coffee, and if I’m in a rush, my toast, in the tub.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/16 "2003-11-24T13:19:07Z")

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Eat in the shower? No. I used to have a boss that occasionally ate his lunch while taking a dump, though.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/17 "2003-11-24T15:42:31Z")

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I take in the occasional turkey sandwich. It’s pretty much limited to a time when I am in a hurry and need to condense my activities to make it elsewhere on time. I figure it’s safer to chew while scrubbing as opposed to chewing while driving.

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**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/18 "2003-11-24T21:14:10Z")

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I eat in the bath. In the shower I will eat fruit. Grapes, cut apple, cherries, that kind of thing. All very decadent, but saves you washing your hands afterwards.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/19 "2003-11-24T21:19:28Z")

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sometimes I’ll take a bottle of water into the bathroom but it stays on the sink.

Do you remember the _Seinfeld_ episode where Kramer prepared meals while showering?

Yeechhh.

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-anyone-who-eats-in-the-shower/214951/20 "2003-11-24T21:37:07Z")

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This sounds fascinating, I think I’ll try it.

First thing tomorrow morning, I’ll eat my breakfast (oatmeal, toast, and coffee) in the shower. Just think, it will shave off 6 minutes I would have wasted eating it _after_ I finish showering!

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