# Do you know the joke to this punchline?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 20, 2014, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-the-joke-to-this-punchline/705141 "2014-11-20T07:53:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![dopestraight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dopestraight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dopestraight)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-the-joke-to-this-punchline/705141/1 "2014-11-20T07:53:52Z")

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“It’s ok, that’s my D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.” The word Dad is delivered the way a sheep says “B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.” If I remember correctly this joke is pretty short and a little off color. I’ve been trying to remember this for months now. I hope you guys know. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-the-joke-to-this-punchline/705141/2 "2014-11-20T08:18:29Z")

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An Australian on holiday is taking a morning run through rural New Zealand. As he passes a farm, he spots something very odd. He runs to the farmhouse and pounds on the door.

A young boy answers the door. The Australian is taken aback at first: the boy has a beautiful, dense mop of curly, pure white hair. He recovers and says to the boy: “Oy! You might want to call the police, mate. There’s some weirdo shagging a sheep in your field.”

The boy responds: “It’s ok, that’s my D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d”

(ok, needs a bit of work on the delivery)

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-the-joke-to-this-punchline/705141/3 "2014-11-20T14:00:24Z")

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Shorter version I learned:

“Isn’t that your dad over there in the field, humping a sheep?”  
“Naaa-aaa-aaaah.”