# Do YOU know what happened on Alias?! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 27, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181 "2003-01-27T06:01:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/1 "2003-01-27T06:01:39Z")
Because I sure as fuck don’t! I want to give a special thanks to all the cocksucking ass bitches who managed to start a god damned fire in their dorm room in my building 45 minutes into the super special changes everything sexy lingerie episode of Alias that I was dying to see! But don’t worry, my ball licking friends, I’m sure it’s not as if EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING HAPPENED WHILE I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE IN SINGLE DIGIT TEMPERATURES hoping, no, praying that I would be let in to catch but a glimpse of the finale of the show that I actually sat through some of the Superbowl Post-Game Show to watch. Yes, that’s right. I had Bon. Fucking. Jovi. On my television screen while waiting for this. You know what he was singing? “It’s My Life.” The worst song ever conceived by man. I sat through that shit factory of a song, 800 commercials for the Jimmy Kimmel show, and a fucking Penn and Teller magic trick so I could catch this show from beginning to end. But it was not to be, good sirs!!! No, instead I was destine to miss the senses-shattering action thanks to GODDAMNEDFIREMYMOSTHATEDOFALLTHEELEMENTSAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGG. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/2 "2003-01-27T06:09:06Z")
TiVo is your friend. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/3 "2003-01-27T06:11:54Z")
i like Bon Jovi i like the Tin Man ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/4 "2003-01-27T06:17:01Z")
It was a really good episode, too. Jennifer Garner was _hot_. I asked my boyfriend on the phone tonight if we had the chance, would he go for a threesome with her. Did I even need to ask? Ava ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/5 "2003-01-27T06:43:42Z")
Would you seriously like to know? Here’s the short version: The Alliance was raided thanks to intel Syd collected from a secret server on an airplane, Jack was tortured by Sloane’s replacement, who was killed by Syd during the raid. The episode ended with Sloane standing on a beach having a phone conversation with Sark, and the revelation that a Francie clone has killed the original. Oh, and Syd and Vaughn kissed. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/6 "2003-01-27T08:03:53Z")
You know, I don’t think he cared as much about _what_ happened, as _how_ it happened, i.e. what she was wearing whenever she did whatever it was she did. Or not weaing, as the case may be. But I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/7 "2003-01-27T09:06:19Z")
West coast - so special episodes after the superbowl never starts _after the Superbowl_. There’s usually a break for post game, some local news, blah blah blah, and they’ll start the episode on the next full hour. But not this year. NO… this year, I got screwed. So, I needed to be somewhere at 7, I set the VCR for 8pm (the game didn’t look like it would be over at 7) got home to find that I had maybe the last 15 minutes. I’m annoyed. Francie Clone, huh? About time she got a decent storyline ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-happened-on-alias/151181/8 "2003-01-27T14:01:26Z")
That episode ROCKED. Best. Episode. Ever.