# Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310 "2013-06-06T17:59:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/21 "2013-06-06T19:41:32Z")
That’s funny zoid and I would agree and Mr Levin at the MGM would agree, but I think another feared quote would be, “I’m sorry sir your credit is all used up” ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/22 "2013-06-06T20:09:24Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > “I have killed your wife and one of your children, and am holding the other one at gunpoint. He will die unless you find a way to deliver one million dollars cash to me within ten minutes.” > > Seems like that would be pretty high on the list anywhere on Earth. > > Or, how about, “Everyone you love, including your newborn daughter, has just been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer.” > > I’d fear either of those more than I would “let it ride”. You must be a hit at parties. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/23 "2013-06-06T20:11:22Z")
On the marquee: \*\*Comedy with Quatro! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/24 "2013-06-06T20:15:24Z")
**Mr Quatro** ’s threads are like a cool, refreshing breeze through a broken window in a stuffy attic. Oh, yeah. And the brick that broke that window? It’s made of solid gold. I thank you for your service, **Mr Quatro**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/25 "2013-06-06T20:47:18Z")
“Excuse me sir, but have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart?” ---
**Author:** ![Schism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@Schism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schism)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/26 "2013-06-06T20:48:50Z")
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/27 "2013-06-06T21:05:23Z")
I had an Audi Quattro once. Relative, by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/28 "2013-06-06T21:09:16Z")
I bet your Audi was firing on more cylinders. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/29 "2013-06-06T21:18:41Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > “Balrogs can fly.” “As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/30 "2013-06-06T21:37:16Z")
“Sir, somebody shit on the craps table.” ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/31 "2013-06-06T21:54:27Z")
“We’re out of coke!” Because, you see, at least as of the last time I went to Vegas, the majority of the hotel/casinos are contracted with Pepsi, and it’s very difficult to find a glass of Coca-Cola around. And so you might be forced to drink Pepsi, which is a horrifying thought. What did you think I meant? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/32 "2013-06-06T23:45:21Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > “We’re out of coke!” > > Because, you see, at least as of the last time I went to Vegas, the majority of the hotel/casinos are contracted with Pepsi, and it’s very difficult to find a glass of Coca-Cola around. And so you might be forced to drink Pepsi, which is a horrifying thought. What did you think I meant? Which reminds of a joke lol You probably already know that the truth is instant when you believe, but did you know that so is a lie instant when you believe? For example: “Jesus Christ is Lord” true Did you know that if you poor a Coke Cola, or even an RC cola will do, if you poor it into a woman after you make love it will keep her from getting pg … no lie :smack: Thank you colander: > [@](#): > > Mr Quatro’s threads are like a cool, refreshing breeze through a broken window in a stuffy attic. Oh, yeah. And the brick that broke that window? It’s made of solid gold. > > I thank you for your service, Mr Quatro. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/33 "2013-06-06T23:55:58Z")
Mormon Convention ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/34 "2013-06-07T00:01:16Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Whatever is written on that note when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice after your liver has been stolen. _pssssst_. _Kidney, not liver_. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/35 "2013-06-07T00:54:58Z")
I’d go with “I’m from the Gaming Commission. Is there a place where we can talk?” ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/36 "2013-06-07T01:02:38Z")
“Actually, I’m a dude.” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/37 "2013-06-07T01:05:36Z")
> [@Mr\_Quatro](#): > > Which reminds of a joke lol You really have no idea what a joke is, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/38 "2013-06-07T01:55:11Z")
> [@Mr\_Quatro](#): > > Did you know that if you poor a Coke Cola, or even an RC cola will do, if you poor it into a woman after you make love it will keep her from getting pg … no lie :smack: JESUS CRlES WHEN U MAEK ABORTION!!! MAYBE U R ATHEIST IF U ARE SAY SO THAT IS FINE!!! IF U R NOT SAY SO THAT IS FINE BUT NO MORE COKE COLA ABORTIONS BABY KILLER!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/39 "2013-06-07T02:20:17Z")
> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > JESUS CRlES WHEN U MAEK ABORTION!!! > > MAYBE U R ATHEIST IF U ARE SAY SO THAT IS FINE!!! > IF U R NOT SAY SO THAT IS FINE BUT NO MORE COKE COLA ABORTIONS BABY KILLER!!! I love this. This is the greatest post ever. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/40 "2013-06-07T03:27:31Z")
> [@Mr\_Quatro](#): > > Did you know that if you poor a Coke Cola, or even an RC cola will do, if you poor it into a woman after you make love it will keep her from getting pg … no lie :smack: Where do you pour it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310.md?page=3)