# Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 6, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310 "2013-06-06T17:59:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/41 "2013-06-07T04:00:02Z")

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I think it’s “please cash these chips for me.”

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/42 "2013-06-07T04:12:11Z")

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“I have no more money.”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/43 "2013-06-07T06:09:24Z")

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“Um … I just came in to use the men’s room…”

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/44 "2013-06-07T06:20:14Z")

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OMG, I am literally laughing out loud. You guys are high-larious.

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**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/45 "2013-06-07T06:23:35Z")

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“There’s a foul odor coming from under our bed.”

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/46 "2013-06-07T06:35:24Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Where do you pour it?

Duh. Las Vegas.

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/47 "2013-06-07T06:49:26Z")

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how is babby not formed?

how girl not get pragnent?

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/48 "2013-06-07T06:51:52Z")

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“Meet the Stick, the last person you’ll ever meet.”

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**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/49 "2013-06-07T07:02:53Z")

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“Welcome Hunter S Thompson Impersonators Convention”

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**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/50 "2013-06-07T07:16:32Z")

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“We can’t find Doug”

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/51 "2013-06-07T07:29:29Z")

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“I am a PRICKLY PEAR!”

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/52 "2013-06-07T09:08:01Z")

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“What happens in Vegas…gets posted on YouTube.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/53 "2013-06-07T12:04:38Z")

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“I noticed you shuffling your chips with your left hand. Are you left handed?”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/54 "2013-06-07T12:08:57Z")

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> [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](#):
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> how is babby not formed?
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> how girl not get pragnent?

I now wish that I hadn’t previously posted multiple times about instain posters, because I so want to use it here.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/55 "2013-06-07T12:51:11Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> You really have no idea what a joke is, do you?

God help us all if Mr Cinco ever shows up.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/56 "2013-06-07T13:37:17Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> _pssssst_. _Kidney, not liver_.

Sometimes it’s kidney and sometimes it’s a liver. My friend’s uncle’s cousin knows someone who read about this happening to someone.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/57 "2013-06-07T14:13:32Z")

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“Honey, don’t you think we should fill up with gas”

“Naugh, we’ll get some on the way home”

Got gas …

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/58 "2013-06-07T14:22:08Z")

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But she looks over 18.

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/59 "2013-06-07T14:23:56Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> But she looks over 18.

But he’s not! 😃

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-what-the-most-feared-words-in-las-vegas-are/660310/60 "2013-06-07T15:01:16Z")

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“I didn’t say craps, I said _crabs_!”

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