# Do you know where your kitten is right now?(Warning: Cute kitten picture) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431 "2005-05-04T19:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/1 "2005-05-04T19:49:32Z")
[If not, you might want to check your beer supply](http://www.widmer.com/images/ad_kitten.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/2 "2005-05-04T20:04:25Z")
I love it! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/3 "2005-05-04T20:10:17Z")
So… adorable… must… not… give… in… AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/4 "2005-05-04T20:36:16Z")
Hey, they’re right! I _do_ hate it when there’s a kitten in my beer! That may be one of the few things worse than the trend of putting lemon or lime wedges in beer … ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/5 "2005-05-04T20:49:05Z")
I dunno, I’ve always found beer and pussy to be a good combination. Wha? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/6 "2005-05-04T21:00:35Z")
Hmm!! Looks like a [Mogwai](http://rivendell.fortunecity.com/battlespire/85/gremlins.htm) to me! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/7 "2005-05-04T21:08:58Z")
What’s with the ugly, dark splotch on his nose? Ohhh, wait, I see. He got shitfaced. ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/8 "2005-05-04T21:21:11Z")
Well, that’s just damn cute. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/9 "2005-05-04T21:28:24Z")
Cute? Are we looking at the same picture? That cat looks like it’s climbing out of the glass with intent to kill someone. It’s disgusting and creepy. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/10 "2005-05-04T21:41:27Z")
Agreed. That is one creepy kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/11 "2005-05-04T21:42:30Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Cute? Are we looking at the same picture? That cat looks like it’s climbing out of the glass with intent to kill someone. It’s disgusting and creepy. Probably the person that dunked him in there. You could also see it as a “hell yea, I got some beer” kinda grin. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/12 "2005-05-04T21:42:36Z")
I can hardly believe such as a Non-Cute Kitten exists, but I am with Spatial - that picture doesn’t inspire any urges to bake kitten pie from me. I hope that picture is Phoshopped, also. Not just the cat in the beer - I mean the cat itself. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/13 "2005-05-04T21:43:18Z")
That cat needs to be taught not to eat all the skittles out of the beer. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/14 "2005-05-04T22:22:45Z")
> [@missbunny](#): > > I hope that picture is Phoshopped, also. Look closely at the paws on the rim, and especially the drop shadow. Wetkitty is taken from someplace else and added to the stein. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/15 "2005-05-04T22:46:18Z")
That’s cute? > [@ouryL](#): > > Looks like a [Mogwai](http://rivendell.fortunecity.com/battlespire/85/gremlins.htm) to me! :dubious: I think it looks like the gremlin. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/16 "2005-05-04T22:53:11Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Cute? Are we looking at the same picture? That cat looks like it’s climbing out of the glass with intent to kill someone. It’s disgusting and creepy. So he’s an angry drunk. At least he’s not at the karaoke machine singing Celine Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/17 "2005-05-04T22:53:36Z")
[The how-to, right here.](http://www.widmer.com/games/ads_kitten.asp) ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/18 "2005-05-04T23:06:30Z")
I can appreciate a cute kitten as much as anyone, but only when they’re legitimately cute (and when they’re absolutely no threat to trigger any horrific allergic response). This kitten? Ugly as sin. Disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/19 "2005-05-04T23:18:20Z")
[Southern accent] I agree. 100%. [/Southern accent] ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431/20 "2005-05-04T23:26:26Z")
If I left my beer (or wine) around unattended at home, it wouldn’t surprise me if, when I came back to it, there was a cat in it. They have definitely shown interest in wine before. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-kitten-is-right-now-warning-cute-kitten-picture/302431.md?page=2)