# Do you know where your towel is? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434 "2007-05-25T00:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/1 "2007-05-25T00:18:24Z")
25 May is [Towel Day](http://www.towelday.kojv.net/?frood)! I may have to stop after work and order a Gargleblaster, while I’m at it. You all know what to do. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/2 "2007-05-25T00:25:07Z")
Here I am, brain the size of a planet … ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/3 "2007-05-25T00:26:52Z")
I always know where my towel is. How could I not? ---
**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/4 "2007-05-25T00:53:13Z")
W00t! I’m carrying my towel down the tunnels. I’ll post pics on that forum tomorrow evening. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/5 "2007-05-25T01:23:09Z")
A good nudist always knows where his/her towel is. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/6 "2007-05-25T01:25:31Z")
Mine is still at my desk at work, where I placed it last Towel Day. I continue to be amazed at the number of people who see it and very carefully \*don’t \*say anything. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/7 "2007-05-25T01:29:58Z")
[QUOTE=Suburban Plankton] Mine is still at my desk at work, where I placed it last Towel Day. I continue to be amazed at the number of people who see it and very carefully \*don’t \*say anything. [/QUOTE] You need to turn off the SEP field. Apparantly you accidentally kept it on this whole time. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/8 "2007-05-25T01:37:50Z")
I’m doing laundry tonight. It’s in the dryer, along with the _“other”_ towels. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/9 "2007-05-25T01:42:23Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] Here I am, brain the size of a planet … [/QUOTE] … and me with this pain down all the diodes down my left side. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/10 "2007-05-25T01:46:13Z")
I always know where my towel is. At the moment it’s right here, where I’m busily sucking nutrients off this one corner… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/11 "2007-05-25T01:50:36Z")
Of course I do. I’m a hoopy frood. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/12 "2007-05-25T02:09:34Z")
Hey, guys. You sass that hoopy frood **Ginger**? Now there’s a girl who really knows where her towel is. She’s not like those unhep Krakafoons, let me tell ya. BELGIUM! My phones are SO dirty! Whatever shall I do? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/13 "2007-05-25T02:11:14Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] Hey, guys. You sass that hoopy frood **Ginger**? Now there’s a girl who really knows where her towel is. She’s not like those unhep Krakafoons, let me tell ya. BELGIUM! My phones are SO dirty! Whatever shall I do? [/QUOTE] **Gasp** Such language! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/14 "2007-05-25T04:50:10Z")
My husband and I met thanks to Douglas Adams. We will certainly celebrate Towel Day tomorrow. Maybe more than once! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/15 "2007-05-25T05:28:03Z")
Do you wanna get high? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/16 "2007-05-25T05:50:46Z")
I keep my towel with me at all times, in case I am in need of essential nutrients. I once tripped over one end of it. I missed the ground and found myself flying. This came to an abrupt end when I was hit in the small of my back by a party. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/17 "2007-05-25T06:43:05Z")
Don’t you think digital watches are pretty neat? I shall spend the day worrying about little green piece of paper. So long and thanks for all the fish! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/18 "2007-05-25T11:05:20Z")
I know where my towel is, what I need to do is find the nearest public pool… ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/19 "2007-05-25T11:19:15Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] A good nudist always knows where his/her towel is. [/QUOTE] Errr…you don’t go to work that way I hope? Sound like something out of Oz. I didn’t realize there was a towel day. Of course I know where my towel is. At the moment it’s in the wash. Do you think I can get it in the dryer before the Volgons come? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/20 "2007-05-25T12:11:29Z")
[QUOTE=Blaster Master] Do you wanna get high? [/QUOTE] WRONG TOWEL! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434.md?page=2)